Tabbed by Devin Green...just in case.

Capo on 5th fret, ya turkey.

G (320003@1)                              
I fell in love with a girl named Marcama
 Am (x02210@1)              DAnd (xx0232@1)I love her a lot
 GI (320003@1)love her to bit
 C (x32010@1)                       GI (320003@1)wanna kiss her on the lips
 GI (320003@1)fell in love with a David by the name of David Liebe Hart
 Am (x02210@1)              DAnd (xx0232@1)I love him a lot
 G (320003@1)                           CI (x32010@1)wanna make love to him like light and dark
 Am (x02210@1)                DLike (xx0232@1)the stars at night
 GI (320003@1)love him to bit
 C (x32010@1)                      GI (320003@1)wanna kiss him on the lips
 GI (320003@1)love her to bit
 C (x32010@1)                       GI (320003@1)wanna kiss her on the lips
 GI (320003@1)love him to bit
 C (x32010@1)                       GI (320003@1)wanna kiss him on the lips
 GI (320003@1)love her to bit
 C (x32010@1)                       GI (320003@1)wanna kiss her on the lips