C F C Too many lawyers in football, baseball's got a few C D G The pitcher, he got a million dollars and the quarterback, he got two C F C The pitcher threw his arm away and the quarterback burned his knee C G C And this they did so they could live the American dream C F C Now there are some preachers on TV with a suit and a tie and a vest C D G They want you to send your money to the Lord but they give you their address C F C Cause all of your donations are completely tax free C G C God bless you all but most of all send your money Chours F C Do you really want it, do you really need it G F C You gotta keep on grindin' just to try to keep it F C F You got no time for yourself, you got more for old Jim Beam C G C You're goin' crazy dreamin' the American Dream C F C Reagan is a-cuttin' the budget, making the Democrats scream C D G Says we gotta control inflation, quit spendin' our money on everything C F C But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history C G C 'Round and around we go, where we stop, who knows, the American dream Chorus