I've been having a little problem recently
          Bb (x1333x@1)       A (x02220@1)          DmWhich (xx0231@1)is quite disturbing musically
          Bb (x1333x@1)    A (x02220@1)     DmInvolving (xx0231@1)a semi-tonal discrepancy
          Bb (x1333x@1)    A (x02220@1)   DmVocally (xx0231@1)and Instrumentally
Gm (355333@1)        A (x02220@1)You see musicians of different varieties
        Bb (x1333x@1)         A (x02220@1)       DmPrefer (xx0231@1)playing in particular keys
        Bb (x1333x@1)      A (x02220@1)        DmAnd (xx0231@1)singers too treat preferentially
    Bb (x1333x@1)         A (x02220@1)   DmThose (xx0231@1)notes they tackle more proficiently
      Gm (355333@1)                   A (x02220@1)Now, you, don't have to be a member of MENSA
                Bb (x1333x@1)         A (x02220@1)       DmTo (xx0231@1)understand the depth of my dilemma
   Gm (355333@1)                       AThe (x02220@1)two elements of me favour two different keys
        Bb (x1333x@1)        DmGm                   DmThus (xx0231@1)the rift between my fingers and my Tenor



I love nothing more than playing songs in F
Bb (x1333x@1)                     FIt (133211@1)warms the very cockles of my heart
   Gm (355333@1)                      AThe (x02220@1)problem is that F can leave me vocally bereft, you see
    Bb (x1333x@1)                           FI (133211@1)like playing in F Major, but I like singing in...
       E7 (020130@1)         A7 (x02020@1)         
F Sharp.... F Sharp.... F Sharp...
Dm (xx0231@1)        Dm (xx0231@1)        Dm (xx0231@1)I refuse to be beholden to my hands
Bb (x1333x@1)                       FI (133211@1)don't see why my Larynx should give in to their demand
Gm (355333@1)                             AI (x02220@1)will not be forced to compromise my art
Bb (x1333x@1)                               FSo (133211@1)I'll keep playing in F Major, and singing in...
E7 (020130@1)         A7 (x02020@1)F Sharp... F Sharp... F Sharp...
Dm (xx0231@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)I'll keep playing in F Major, but I'll keep singing in F Sharp!!!!
          Gm (355333@1)       C7 (x32310@1)                              F (133211@1)