Gm (355333@1)        Dmaj#5/Gb
If you really loved me the way you say you do
Bb/F (102220@1)                         Gm/E
If you love me half as much as I love you
          Cm7/Eb                  BbYou (x1333x@1)would pluck a planet from the sky
      A (x02220@1)                    DYou'd (xx0232@1)use a star to dot the "i"

...        A (x02220@1)          D (xx0232@1)        GmWhen (355333@1)their love for one another is true
Doo doo doo

..  A (x02220@1)                             DBut (xx0232@1)shirking challenges is not what love

       EbIs (x43121@3)all about
D (xx0232@1)                      EbLove (x43121@3)is not all wine and roses
D (xx0232@1)                          EbSometimes (x43121@3)it's handcuffs and cheese
C/E (x3111x@5)                   FNo-one (133211@1)said love is for free
       Am/EAnd (x02210@1)if you agree with that
               Cm/Eb                           D7 (xx0212@1)                             GmYou'll (355333@1)sing me passages from the koran wearing nothing but your Bob the Builder hat
               Dmaj#5/Gb
To the tune of waltzing Matilda
       Dm/F                    Gm/E                   Eb/F  F (133211@1) E/ (022100@1)/ /
I just love the combination of islam, nationalism and buil--der

          AmBecause (x02210@1)I need you
       Emaj#5/Ab
Like a tick needs a tock
     C/GLike (3x555x@1)bananas need pyjamas
       D7/Gb
Like a nun needs cock
           Dm7/F                        CBut (x32010@1)if you want to put your love for me first
    B (x2444x@1)                      EYou (022100@1)wouldn't go through childbirth
               Am (x02210@1)          Emaj#5/Ab
You'd agree to adopt so that you could stay thin
            C/G (3x555x@1)                 D7/Gb
We'll get a Chinese kid, it could teach us Mandarin
    Dm7/F                         CAnd (x32010@1)communists don't make as much noise
            B (x2444x@1)            E (022100@1)           Am (x02210@1) GAnd (320003@1)they're really good at sharing their toys

          CmBecause (x3101x@1)I dig you
        Gmaj#5/B
Like an Aussie digs pies
     Eb/BbLike (x43121@3)Born-Agains dig Jesus
     F7/A
Like Jesus dug guys