For the (Eb   Ebsus4  Eb) sections, the notes are Bb, Ab, G  but for those who prefer 
chords, I thought it would be easier to write them up as such.

Eb (x43121@3)                                  ( Eb (x43121@3) Ebsus4   
Eb )
Nothing ruins comedy like arenas
Eb (x43121@3)                                  ( Eb (x43121@3) Ebsus4   
Eb )
 That is a well established fact
         EbBut (x43121@3)your enjoyment is not as important
                       ( Eb (x43121@3) Ebsus4  Eb)
as my self-esteem is
    EbMy (x43121@3)ego's the only thing you can see clearly from the back
              Cm (x3101x@1)        BbBut (x1333x@1)i'm quite famous now
        EbSuck (x43121@3)my balls
             Cm (x3101x@1)               BbI've (x1333x@1)sold my tickets, my job is done,
         EbFuck (x43121@3)you all
                Cm (x3101x@1)  Bb (x1333x@1)                 Ab (xx1114@1)               
    EbWho (x43121@3)cares about quality, this is not about you, this is all about me
       F (133211@1)                    Ab (xx1114@1)       BbAnd (x1333x@1)my tiny little penis, and flogging DVDs
            Ebm (xx4342@1)        C#So (x43121@1)bring it on, bring it on
         Ab (xx1114@1)                 BbFuck (x1333x@1)the (punters?), bring it on
       Ebm,            C# (x43121@1)         Ab (xx1114@1)             BbI (x1333x@1)am a rockstar motherfucker, and I won't be one for long
            Ebm (xx4342@1)         C#So (x43121@1)bring it on, bring it on
                                  AbYou (xx1114@1)gotta make hay in the shining sun
          Ebm (xx4342@1)           C# (x43121@1)                      Ab (xx1114@1)      
      BbYou (x1333x@1)gotta rock on the way up, cause the only way to go from here is down
        Cm (x3101x@1)                     Bb (x1333x@1)                     Ab (xx1114@1)
            EbBut (x43121@3)I'm trapped for now, and the fact for now, is there's no escaping this
            Cm (x3101x@1)             BbAnd (x1333x@1)wearing baseball caps to hide my face,
        Ab (xx1114@1)                   Ebso (x43121@3)the (paps?) don't snatch my kids
Ab (xx1114@1)       Cm (x3101x@1)           Fm (133111@1)           CmAll (x3101x@1)I ever wanted was, to sing my little songs
            F (133211@1)                        Ab (xx1114@1)          Bb (x1333x@1)     EbmBut (xx4342@1)now i'm pregnant in Hello Mag, and overweight in Cosmopoliton
            C# (x43121@1)                                       AbSo (xx1114@1)bring it on, before too long my wife and kids'll be gone, gone, gone
              Ebm (xx4342@1)            C# (x43121@1)                    AbAnd (xx1114@1)i'll have wanked myself to death in the penthouse suite of the
Bb(Can't (x1333x@1)hear)
            Ebm (xx4342@1)        C# (x43121@1)                            AbSo (xx1114@1)bring it on, bring it on, found the hookers, stop the bombs
        Ebm (xx4342@1)                       C# (x43121@1)             Ab (xx1114@1)     
         BbI (x1333x@1)am a rockstar, i've got a fucking orchestra, I can do what I fucking want
          Cm (x3101x@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)               Ab (xx1114@1)          
 EbI (x43121@3)thought fame would make me happy, but she's a fickle cheap romance
            F (133211@1)                             Ab (xx1114@1)         GNo-one (320003@1)even listens to my lyrics, they just wanna see me dance

Cm (x3101x@1)      Bb (x1333x@1)         AbAll (xx1114@1)the real stars are hanging in bars
Cm (x3101x@1)           Bb (x1333x@1)      AbHanging (xx1114@1)out in bars
Cm (x3101x@1)      Bb (x1333x@1)         AbAll (xx1114@1)the real stars are hanging out in bars
Cm (x3101x@1)        Bb (x1333x@1)  CmHanging (x3101x@1)out in bars
Cm (x3101x@1)  GBars, (320003@1)bars

Sorry i don't know all the lyrics.