A (x02220@1)                           
Wossy, in two weeks you'll be gone

E/AThis (002100@1)is my last opportunity to sing you a song

G/ASo (320203@1)I wanna ask a favour before

D (xx0232@1)       Dsus2-D*
You get on with your life

AJonathan, (x02220@1)I wanna make love to you

E/AWossy (002100@1)I just wanna make sweet love to you

G/AJust (320203@1)once, I wanna make sweet love to you

G (320003@1)        G/A (320203@1)   DSweet (xx0232@1)love to your wife

DmThere's (xx0231@1)just something about her

That drives me insane

A/C#
She's got that cute sense of humour

And a brilliant brain

Bm7But (x20202@1)if I'm totally honest

My feelings for Jane

AAre (x02220@1)mostly sexual

DmDon't (xx0231@1)wanna put you and her

In an awkward position

A/C#
But I know I'd regret it

If I didn't ask the question

Bm7I (x20202@1)have talked to my wife

And she gave me permission

G/A (320203@1)                 AWe (x02220@1)both have a celebrity shag concession

G (320003@1) G/A (320203@1)DAnd (xx0232@1)mine is Jane

G (320003@1) G/A (320203@1)DHers (xx0232@1)is Wayne Rooney

Em7
Although to be fair

G/AThere's (320203@1)not much chance of scoring there

D (xx0232@1)      AJane, (x02220@1)in two weeks time

G (320003@1)          
Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby

D (xx0232@1)           
And surely you're not gonna wanna be

G (320003@1)                  A (x02220@1) 
Spending time with a bum

D (xx0232@1)              AI (x02220@1)know that in a month or three

GHe'll (320003@1)have weaselled his way back onto my TV

D (xx0232@1)                 GBut (320003@1)in the meantime, would you consider me

EFor (022100@1)a little fun?

The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern
(Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2)

Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me
Just one night, baby, you'll be diggin' me
Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy
I just wanna make love, sweet love to you

What I wouldn't give for just one night with you
Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a
Couple of whips and an underwater camera
I just wanna make a little sweet love to you

Wossy, you can watch if that'd make you feel better
That'd make it even more unforgettable
You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta
In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife

Stop me, won't you Wossy, if this is getting weird?
The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard
I'm just doing a song, like we agreed
And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna
Make sweet love to your wife

Oooh

DmJonathan (xx0231@1)I've always admired you

A/C#
I was nervous about our interview

Bm7But (x20202@1)your producers assured me

That all I had to do

G/A (320203@1)                  DWas (xx0232@1)be totally honest...with you

Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!