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ARTIST: TIM MINCHIN
SONG: GUILT SONG (FUCK THE POOR)
TRANSCRIBED BY: Benjamin The Great!
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F (133211@1)GEm		AmI (x02210@1)would be a liar if I pretended I admire
F (133211@1)	G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)
The red-light windscreen-cleaning empire that you’ve built.

F (133211@1)	G (320003@1)	Em (022000@1)	AmBut (x02210@1)my heart is good it’s not a thing of stone and wood
			F (133211@1)G (320003@1)CI’ll (x32010@1)give you 50 cents to take away my guilt.

C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)	Am (x02210@1)		EmI (022000@1)give money to folk who just don’t have enough,
		Am (x02210@1)	Em (022000@1)		FTo (133211@1)try to justify the future purchases of stuff
G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)	GThat (320003@1)I don’t need.
C (x32010@1)	G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1)	EmI (022000@1)know that one less Vodka Cranberry tonight
		Am (x02210@1)		Em (022000@1)		FCould (133211@1)probably feed some foreign family for a fortnight,
		G (320003@1)	FBut (133211@1)I might just have one more.
			Em (022000@1) 
After all what is Vodka for
	F (133211@1)			G (320003@1)		CApart (x32010@1)from making you want to shag your best mate’s wife,
	F (133211@1)			G (320003@1)		CAnd (x32010@1)drowning out the guilt you feel about your perfect life? 

		

C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1)         Em (022000@1)
Fuck the poor, what is all this hoo-ha for?
			Am (x02210@1)		Em (022000@1)FG
There’s only one reason I’ll phone 1800 034 034
	F (133211@1)				EmIt’s (022000@1)the force behind Teresa and the school that Oprah built,
			F (133211@1)G (320003@1) CI’ll (x32010@1)give you 50 bucks to take away my guilt.

Fuck the poor, I’m not pretending any more
That I really give two shits about some kids in Bangalore.
I’m more interested in footy than seeing the Solomon’s rebuilt,
But I’ll give you 50 bucks to take away my guilt.

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This is a Tim Minchin I have transcribed myself, I don't think it's completely 
right but if you play it and sing it it will definately sound like the real 
thing. I've also worked out Dark Side so I will post that soon too!

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