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                    * Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER *         
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Tabbed by JP
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Finger pick as necessary (listen to track), or just strum with a pick. Enjoy.

CHORDS USED:

F#m (244222@1)       A (x02220@1)       B (x2444x@1)       D (xx0232@1)       E (022100@1)EADGBe    EADGBe    EADGBe    EADGBe    EADGBe
244222    002220    224442    x00232    022100

VERSE 1:

A (x02220@1)                                       D (xx0232@1)                  AThey (x02220@1)say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
                                  B7 (x21202@1)                E97 (022100@1)percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
       A (x02220@1)                               D (xx0232@1)              AI'll (x02220@1)never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
 D (xx0232@1)                  A (x02220@1)        E (022100@1)                A99 (x02220@1)percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time
A (x02220@1)                                               D (xx0232@1)                    A64 (x02220@1)percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
                                                   B7 (x21202@1)                   E82.4 (022100@1)percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
A (x02220@1)                                 D (xx0232@1)                 AI (x02220@1)don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
       D (xx0232@1)                              AI (x02220@1)need another double shot of something 90 proof

CHORUS:

E (022100@1)               AI (x02220@1)got too much to think about
D (xx0232@1)         AToo (x02220@1)much to think about
D (xx0232@1)         AToo (x02220@1)much to figure out
D (xx0232@1)     E (022100@1)   F#m (244222@1)    D (xx0232@1)Stuck between hope and doubt
     A (x02220@1)         E (022100@1)   AIt's (x02220@1)too much to think about

VERSE 2:

A (x02220@1)                                                                D (xx0232@1)             
They say 92 percent of everything you learned in college was just bullshit you'll never 
Aneed (x02220@1)                                               B7 (x21202@1)         E84 (022100@1)percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
        A (x02220@1)                                        D (xx0232@1)              ABecause (x02220@1)90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
            D (xx0232@1)                          AEven (x02220@1)though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population
E (022100@1)                    ADrinks (x02220@1)to an alarming excess

More money, more stress I guess

CHORUS:

D (xx0232@1)           AToo (x02220@1)much to think about
D (xx0232@1)           AToo (x02220@1)much to figure out
D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)    F#m (244222@1)      D (xx0232@1)Stuck between hope and doubt
      A (x02220@1)          E (022100@1)   AIt's (x02220@1)too much to think about

VERSE 3:
A (x02220@1)                                    D (xx0232@1)                A74 (x02220@1)percent of all statisticians truly hate their fucking jobs
                                                       B7They (x21202@1)say the average bank robber lives within about 20 miles of the bank that 
    Ehe (022100@1)robs 
               A (x02220@1)                                          D (xx0232@1)                        
There's this little bank not far from here that I've been watching now for a 
  Awhile (x02220@1)       D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)                E (022100@1)              A (x02220@1)      
Lately all I can think about is how bad I wanna go out in style

D (xx0232@1)           AToo (x02220@1)much to think about
D (xx0232@1)           AToo (x02220@1)much to figure out
D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)    F#m (244222@1)      D (xx0232@1)Stuck between hope and doubt
      A (x02220@1)          E (022100@1)  
It's too much to think about
Amen
      A (x02220@1)          E (022100@1)   AIt's (x02220@1)too much to think about
Mmm hmmm