Song: Maynard's Dick
Artist: Tool
Album: Salival
Tabber: Snailman8	Lyrics taken from Lyricsondemand.com 

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Intro

E5 (022xxx@1)G5 (355xxx@1)D5 (xx023x@1)A5G5 	X2

E (022100@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)AG	X2


Verse 1

E (022100@1) G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)It's all an open center

D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)   G (320003@1)     E (022100@1)
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

E (022100@1)G (320003@1)DIt (xx0232@1)doesn't have to feel water 

D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)  GIt's (320003@1)just a place that feels right with him 


Chorus:

E (022100@1)      G (320003@1)	DKinda (xx0232@1)like the way you're breathing

D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)     G (320003@1)EI (022100@1)kinda like the way you keep looking away

E (022100@1)  GWould (320003@1)you like to glide on,

GD		     A (x02220@1)GSlide (320003@1)a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's 

GE
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's


GE
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

GE
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G (320003@1) A5 (x022xx@1)     GDiiiiiiiiiiiick (320003@1)


Verse 2

E (022100@1)  G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)There's a shyness found in reason

D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)      G (320003@1)EApprehensive (022100@1)influence swallow away

E (022100@1)   G (320003@1) DYou (xx0232@1)seem to feel abysmal take it

D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)     Gthen (320003@1)you're careful grace for sure 


Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion)


E (022100@1)      G5 (355xxx@1)	D5/E
Kinda like the way you're breathing

D5 (xx023x@1) A5 (x022xx@1)     G5E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away

E (022100@1)  G5Would (355xxx@1)you like to glide on,

G5 (355xxx@1)D5/E		      A5 (x022xx@1)
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick 

G5E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's


G5E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5E5		   GDiiiiiiiiiiiick! (320003@1)Maynard's

G (320003@1) A5 (x022xx@1)     GA GDiiiiiiiiiiiick (320003@1)




Bridge

E5 (022xxx@1)		G5Took (355xxx@1)you out in the back of the toolshed

E5 (022xxx@1)	    C5Put (x355xx@1)it right on top of your forehead

E*				F#*
Took you out in the back of the toolshed

G*				     A*	    G5**
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's	
							  
G5**	E5**						  
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's				  

G5**	E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5**	E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5**
Diiiiiiick!
	
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Footnotes

*for last 2 lines use:  E (022100@1) F# (244322@1) G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)			--------------
			5---7----8---10
			x---x----x---x
			2----4---5---7
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**Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the	
in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th,
I normaly do that, but if you want, find the
higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them, up to you.