Am (x02210@1)        DmMy (xx0231@1)heart is paralyzed
G (320003@1)         CMy (x32010@1)head was oversized
  F (133211@1)         Dm (xx0231@1)            E (022100@1)              
I'll take the high road like I should
Am (x02210@1)          DmYou (xx0231@1)said it's meant to be
G (320003@1)           CThat (x32010@1)it's not you, it's me
F (133211@1)             Dm (xx0231@1)            EYou're (022100@1)leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say



FShe (133211@1)went down in an airplane
CFried (x32010@1)getting suntan
G (320003@1)              AmFell (x02210@1)in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)         EHelp (022100@1)me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
FShe (133211@1)met a shark underwater
CFell (x32010@1)and no one caught her
G (320003@1)               AmI (x02210@1)returned everything I ever bought her
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)        EHelp (022100@1)me, help me I'm all out of lies
                    AmAnd (x02210@1)ways to say you died

Am (x02210@1)           DmMy (xx0231@1)pride still feels the sting
G (320003@1)         CYou (x32010@1)were my everything
F (133211@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)             E (022100@1)   
Someday I'll find a love like yours
Am (x02210@1)             DmShe'll (xx0231@1)think I'm Superman
G (320003@1)       CNot (x32010@1)super minivan
F (133211@1)           Dm (xx0231@1)              EHow (022100@1)could you leave on Yom Kippur

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

FShe (133211@1)was caught in a mudslide
CEaten (x32010@1)by a lion
G (320003@1)                  AmGot (x02210@1)run over by a crappy purple Scion
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)            EHelp (022100@1)me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
FShe (133211@1)dried up in the desert
Cdrowned (x32010@1)in a hot tub
G (320003@1)                    AmDanced (x02210@1)to death at an east side nightclub
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)           EHelp (022100@1)me, help me I'm all out of lies
                    AmAnd (x02210@1)ways to say you died

F (133211@1)                     GI (320003@1)wanna live a thousand lives with you
F (133211@1)                     GI (320003@1)wanna be the one your dying to
F (133211@1)                       DmLove...but (xx0231@1)you don't want to

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
EThat's (022100@1)cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

FShe (133211@1)went down in an airplane
CFried (x32010@1)getting suntan
G (320003@1)                 AmFell (x02210@1)in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)            EHelp (022100@1)me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
FShe (133211@1)met a shark underwater
CFell (x32010@1)and no one caught her
G (320003@1)                            AmI (x02210@1)returned everything I ever bought her
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)        EHelp (022100@1)me, help me I'm all out of lies

FShe (133211@1)was caught in a mudslide
CEaten (x32010@1)by a lion
G (320003@1)                    AmGot (x02210@1)run over by a crappy purple Scion
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)        EHelp (022100@1)me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
FShe (133211@1)dried up in the desert
Cdrowned (x32010@1)in a hot tub
G (320003@1)                     AmDanced (x02210@1)to death at an east side nightclub
F (133211@1)              C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)        EHelp (022100@1)me, help me I'm all out of lies
                    AmAnd (x02210@1)ways to say you died

Ending: Same as verse, finish with Am