Tripod - A Shandy Too Far
Transcribed by Rob Bowman
rebowman@utas.edu.au

Intro:  C (x32010@1)A# (x1333x@1)A (x02220@1)G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)       A#Table (x1333x@1)for one,  
Am (x02210@1)       GPreferably (320003@1)out of the sun,  
F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1)    GSomewhere (320003@1)where it's quiet.  
      
C (x32010@1)          A#And (x1333x@1)a coffee too,  
Am (x02210@1)           GBetter (320003@1)make it black right through,  
F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)      GI'm (320003@1)feeling fairly shite.  
      
Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1)    CI (x32010@1)don't think I have enough class,  
          E (022100@1)             FTo (133211@1)handle drinking from a glass,  
       F# (244322@1)       G(stop)
Get me water in a pla   stic cup.  
      
  C (x32010@1)    A# (x1333x@1)       CG & S:          I went ashandy (x02210@1)too far,  
          EI (022100@1)woke up in the bed of,  
F (133211@1)     F# (244322@1)       G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.  
          C (x32010@1)    A# (x1333x@1)       CI (x32010@1)know, I went a shandy too far,  
         E (022100@1)             FI (133211@1)wonder where I left my car?  
  G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)   GA (320003@1)shandy too far.  
      

Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...  

C (x32010@1)         A#Comfortable (x1333x@1)bed...  

G& (320003@1)S:          (Comfortable bed...)  
Am (x02210@1)            GShame (320003@1)about the pain in my head.  
F (133211@1)CWhere'd (x32010@1)I leave my shoes?  
    GG (320003@1)& S:          (Well, they're just over there...)  
C  A#
Well, they're over there,  
AmG & S:          (Over there...)  
              GUnderneath (320003@1)my underwear,  
    F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)      GAnd (320003@1)where'd I get this bruise?  

Am (x02210@1)           G (320003@1)           CI (x32010@1)can hear her come down the hall,  
             EF
And bang her head against the wall,  
             F#And (244322@1)wish she didn't have...  
      G... (320003@1)appalling luck.  

    C (x32010@1)    A# (x1333x@1)       CShe (x32010@1)went a shandy too far,  
          EI (022100@1)woke up in the bed of,  
F (133211@1)     F# (244322@1)       G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.  
         C (x32010@1)    A# (x1333x@1)       CI (x32010@1)know I went a shandy too far,  
         E (022100@1)             FI (133211@1)wonder where I left my car?  
  G (320003@1)        Am (x02210@1) 
A shandy too far.  

E (022100@1)     Am (x02210@1)         A#Take (x1333x@1)my advice, in a crisis,  
        F (133211@1)           F#Catch (244322@1)a taxi, catch a bus.  
               GBut (320003@1)if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,  
 C (x32010@1)       A#'Cause (x1333x@1)there's a caveman inside,  
Am (x02210@1)     G (320003@1)           FYour (133211@1)brain's just coming along for the ride,  
      G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)     GYou'd (320003@1)think I'd learn.  

Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)  

C (x32010@1)             A#I (x1333x@1)don't know it all,  
Am (x02210@1)            GWhen (320003@1)it will be safe to call.  
   FF#
We used to be quite friendly,  
    GBut (320003@1)this could be the end.  

           C(stop, tacet from here)
Because we went...  

Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.  

(Shandy, shandy too far...)  

Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,  
Bring back G
Someone who I never thought I'd do.  
         C (x32010@1)    A# (x1333x@1)       CI (x32010@1)know I went a shandy too far,  
         E (022100@1)             FI (133211@1)wonder where I left my car?  
  G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)   GA (320003@1)shandy too far.  


(They all start shouting at once)  

C (x32010@1)       A# (x1333x@1)      AmOoooo-wa, (x02210@1)ooooo-wa, oooh,  Whoaoh
G (320003@1)       FOoooo-wa, (133211@1)oooh,  
G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)  
Shandy too far.  

    GNever (320003@1)happened to me personally, of course.  

C (x32010@1)       A# (x1333x@1)      AmOoooo-wa, (x02210@1)ooooo-wa, oooh,  

Is Mum in the audience again?!  
G (320003@1)       FOoooo-wa, (133211@1)oooh,  
G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)  GShandy (320003@1)too far.  

C (x32010@1)       A# (x1333x@1)      AmOoooo-wa, (x02210@1)ooooo-wa, oooh,  
G (320003@1)       FOoooo-wa, (133211@1)oooh,  


G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)          GShandy (320003@1)too far...  
Scod:       Shandy too far...  
Gatesy: Shandy too far.  

C (x32010@1)       A# (x1333x@1)      AmOoooo-wa, (x02210@1)ooooo-wa, oooh,  

How much money?  
G (320003@1)       FOoooo-wa, (133211@1)oooh,  
G(let ring)
Shandy too...  
Scod:     Shandy too...  
    Shandy too...  
    C (x32010@1)            C... (x32010@1)far_ooooooooh