Am9 (x02413@1)                Amin7          F (133211@1)                  Csus4C
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,

F (133211@1)                Amin7           Dm9 (xx0210@1)             C (x32010@1)     C/B (x2555x@1)  Am9Comet (x02413@1)and Cupid and... Chopper and Nixon.

                   FBut (133211@1)do you recall,

       F (133211@1)                                       GThe (320003@1)least famous reindeer of all?

C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)          Am9 (x02413@1)   Em9 (022032@1)   F (133211@1)          CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G (320003@1)                     CThis (x32010@1)song's for you.

C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)          Am9 (x02413@1)   Em9 (022032@1)   F (133211@1)          CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G (320003@1)                     C (x32010@1)            GThis (320003@1)song's for you.

C (x32010@1)                            G (320003@1)                                C (x32010@1)           F (133211@1)   GThis (320003@1)is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows,

C (x32010@1)                                           G (320003@1)                           Am9 (x02413@1)    Dm9 (xx0210@1)     GShoved (320003@1)down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement.

Dm9 (xx0210@1)                          Am9Not (x02413@1)unlike Rudolph in that sense,

        Dm9 (xx0210@1)                                Am9The (x02413@1)hallmarks are almost the same.

   Dm9 (xx0210@1)                       C (x32010@1)                                                GInstead (320003@1)of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame...

G7 (320001@1)                           C (x32010@1)         FFabian (133211@1)had just... a cavity.

G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)       FNo (133211@1)nose at all,

           G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)         FJust (133211@1)a big empty space,

          G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)       GIn (320003@1)the middle of his face.

                            C (x32010@1)              GJust (320003@1)a couple of chambers

GWhat (320003@1)are you looking at?

GD'ya (320003@1)want a piece of this?

C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)          Am9 (x02413@1)   Em9 (022032@1)   F (133211@1)          CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G (320003@1)                    CThis (x32010@1)song's for you.

C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)          Am9 (x02413@1)   Em9 (022032@1)   F (133211@1)          CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G (320003@1)                    C (x32010@1)              GThis (320003@1)song's for you.

C (x32010@1)                                        G (320003@1)                              C (x32010@1)               FAbnormal (133211@1)snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer.

C (x32010@1)                               GRudolph (320003@1)and Fabian both fell victim,

            Am9 (x02413@1)               Dm9 (xx0210@1)          GTo (320003@1)the elves and their cost-cutting measures.

    Dm9 (xx0210@1)                                Am9In (x02413@1)keeping their overheads down,

        Dm9 (xx0210@1)                                Am9The (x02413@1)elves fed the reindeer on reindeer.

        Dm9 (xx0210@1)                            C (x32010@1)                                 GAnd (320003@1)on top of that, the poor reindeer were also in-bred.

      G7 (320001@1)                           C (x32010@1)        FSo (133211@1)Fabian had just... a cavity.

       G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)             FHis (133211@1)hooter was lacking.

G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)            FBugger (133211@1)all schnozz!

G (320003@1)           CAll (x32010@1)this because,

G (320003@1)                                C (x32010@1)        FHis (133211@1)dad was also his sister.

G (320003@1)                 C (x32010@1)     GWho (320003@1)he then ate.

GThis (320003@1)chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?

C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)          Am9 (x02413@1)   Em9 (022032@1)   F (133211@1)          CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G (320003@1)                     CThis (x32010@1)song's for you.

C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)          Am9 (x02413@1)   Em9 (022032@1)   F (133211@1)          CFabian, (x32010@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G (320003@1)             CTragic (x32010@1)but true.  

      DDisliked (xx0232@1)by his peers,

         A (x02220@1)                              D (xx0232@1)         G (320003@1)    AThis (x02220@1)disfigured deer was alone.

      DHe (xx0232@1)watched from afar,

      AAs (x02220@1)Rudolph the star,

            Bm9 (x2022x@1)         F#min         GWould (320003@1)lead all the others back home.

            Em9 (022032@1)                           Bm9But (x2022x@1)before you get too sympathetic,

Em9 (022032@1)                                             Bm9There's (x2022x@1)another thing you should know.

                Em9Sure, (022032@1)his nose was upsetting,

       D (xx0232@1)                                        ABut (x02220@1)reindeer are not quite that shallow.

             A7 (x02020@1)                     D (xx0232@1)           G'Cause (320003@1)Fabian was... a tosser!

A (x02220@1)              D (xx0232@1)    GNot (320003@1)nice at all!

      A (x02220@1)          D (xx0232@1)      GAn (320003@1)arrogant fool!

    A (x02220@1)               D (xx0232@1)         AA (x02220@1)self-serving tool!

                      DAn (xx0232@1)absolute face-hole.

AAhhhhhhh... (x02220@1) 

D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)          Bm9 (x2022x@1)   F#min   G (320003@1)         DFabian, (xx0232@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

A (x02220@1)                  DNo-one (xx0232@1)likes you!

D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)          Bm9 (x2022x@1)   F#min   G (320003@1)         DFabian, (xx0232@1)Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

ASurgery (x02220@1)won't fix the vortex,

                               DThat (xx0232@1)is your black heart!