Credit to Mattman573 for the lyrics and basic chords, I just changed a few that in 
my opinion sound closer.

Crackin' song.

GWho (320003@1)gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D7 (xx0212@1)                            GI've (320003@1)seen those English dramas too
        AmThey're (x02210@1)cruel
G (320003@1)                
So if there's any other way
D7To (xx0212@1)spell the word
               G (320003@1)      AmIt's (x02210@1)fine with me, with me

C (x32010@1)                    DWhy (xx0232@1)would you speak to me that way
G (320003@1)               AmEspecially (x02210@1)when I always said that I
C (x32010@1)             DHaven't (xx0232@1)got the words for you
G (320003@1)              AmAll (x02210@1)your diction dripping with disdain
CThrough (x32010@1)the pain
  D (xx0232@1)             GI (320003@1)always tell the truth

G (320003@1)                                        
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D7 (xx0212@1)                    GI (320003@1)climbed to Dharamsala too
AmI (x02210@1)did
GI (320003@1)met the highest lama
D7His (xx0212@1)accent sounded fine
   G (320003@1)    Amto (x02210@1)me, to me

CCheck (x32010@1)your handbook
DIt's (xx0232@1)no trick
GTake (320003@1)the chapstick
AmPut (x02210@1)it on your lips
CCrack (x32010@1)a smile
DAdjust (xx0232@1)my tie
G (320003@1)                  AmKnow (x02210@1)your boyfriend, unlike other guys

C (x32010@1)                     DWhy (xx0232@1)would you lie about how much coal you have?
G (320003@1)                     AmWhy (x02210@1)would you lie about something dumb like that?
C (x32010@1)                     DWhy (xx0232@1)would you lie about anything at all?
G (320003@1)               Am (x02210@1)    
First the window, then it's to the wall
C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)              GLil' (320003@1)Jon, he always tells the truth

Solo
G D7 G Am G D7 G Am
CD GAm CD GAm

CCheck (x32010@1)your passport
DIt's (xx0232@1)no trick
GTake (320003@1)the chapstick
AmPut (x02210@1)it on your lips
CCrack (x32010@1)a smile
DAdjust (xx0232@1)my tie
G (320003@1)               AmKnow (x02210@1)your butler, unlike other guys
C (x32010@1)                     DWhy (xx0232@1)would you lie about how much coal you have?
G (320003@1)                     AmWhy (x02210@1)would you lie about something dumb like that?
C (x32010@1)                     DWhy (xx0232@1)would you lie about anything at all?
G (320003@1)               AmFirst (x02210@1)the window, then it's through the wall
C (x32010@1)                DWhy (xx0232@1)would you tape my conversations?
GShow (320003@1)your paintings
AmAt (x02210@1)the United Nations
C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)              GLil' (320003@1)Jon, he always tells the truth