Tuning: DGCFAd

Chords:

Em (022000@1)        022000
Am (x02210@1)        x02210
Asus2add11+ 021200

Intro: Em

EmI (022000@1)was alone and I needed a date.
Em (022000@1)                                         AmI (x02210@1)was takin' a walk to the cemetery gate when I,
Am (x02210@1)                                      EmI (022000@1)saw a sign, it said, "For a good time,
                    Emtake (022000@1)a left down at tombstone number 8."

EmWent (022000@1)through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I
Em (022000@1)                                     AmSaw (x02210@1)some eyes peeking out of a sepulture, I
Am (x02210@1)                                      EmTook (022000@1)a step into the tomb of ill repute.
                        EmThat's (022000@1)where I met her, the zombie prostitute.

Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.)

Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
Am Em Asus2add11+ Em

EmI (022000@1)grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it.
Em (022000@1)                                                       AmI (x02210@1)said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomach for it.
Am (x02210@1)                                                EmHer (022000@1)teeth fell out and her tounge fell out to boot.
                         EmBut (022000@1)all in all she was a rotten kind of cute.

EmWell (022000@1)I was tense it was plain to see.
Em (022000@1)                                      AmA (x02210@1)sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me.
Am (x02210@1)                                                   EmI (022000@1)didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it.
                       EmI (022000@1)had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me.

Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.)

Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
Am Em Asus2add11+ Em

EmNow (022000@1)I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes.
Em (022000@1)                                               AmI (x02210@1)don't know which of my organs is the next to go.
Am (x02210@1)                                                   EmI've (022000@1)been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease.
                            EmWouldn't (022000@1)you know now I'm a zombie gigolo.

EmI (022000@1)took my first client on a date.
Em (022000@1)                                 AmWe (x02210@1)took a walk to the cemetery gate.
Am (x02210@1)                                          EmI (022000@1)got under her slip, but then I heard a rip.
                            EmI (022000@1)pulled it out and I said, "Baby keep the tip."

Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.)

Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
Am Em Asus2add11+ Em

Asus2add11+             Asus2add11+
Morally I'm destitute, in the tomb of ill repute.
        Asus2add11+                Asus2add11+   EmShe's (022000@1)a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute.

NB: I based this on Voltaire's live album and being in the front row of seeing him live
myself XD    The trickiest bit was finding the Asus2add11+, which I only got by being
literally within arms reach of his fretboard, if I named the chord incorrectly then my 
guitar software has failed me, but the fingering at the top is correct. Have a listen to the
live track on http://www.voltaire.net/music/ (or on youtube) to find the strumming 
rhythms and enjoy! :)