What Would William Shatner Do?
Warp 11
Tabbed by Matthew Choat moc0007@gmail.com

Intro: C---G---Am---F--- (x2)

Verse 1:
C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)       Am (x02210@1)                FI've (133211@1)got a girl, the coolest girl in the world 
But she ain't fly for the guys in sci-fi 
And I'm a guy with a model Enterprise 
Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out 

C---G---Am---F---

I've got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans 
And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt 
Black boots and a red miniskirt 
I'll be in world of hurt if she ever finds out 

Bridge 1:
E (022100@1)  G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)     FI've (133211@1)got to think about it 
I've got to work it through 
If she learns my dark secret 
What would William Shatner do? 

Chorus:
C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)    FWhat (133211@1)would William Shatner do? (what would he do) (x3)
C---G---Am---F---

Verse 2: (same as V1)

I've got a chick, in bed a lunatic 
Won't be my whore if she knows I love Star Wars
And I know only one thing for sure 
I'll never score If she ever finds out

Bridge 2:
E (022100@1)   G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)    FI've (133211@1)got to make a choice now 
Deceive her or tell her true 
I know Vulcans never lie but 
What would William Shatner do?

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude: (heavy distortion and palm mute)
E5 (022xxx@1)                       G5I (355xxx@1)love War of the Worlds, got a boner for green girls
A5 (x022xx@1)            F5 (133xxx@1)Alien nations, deep space stations 
E5 (022xxx@1)                   G5I (355xxx@1)love flying saucers, say "live long and prosper" 
A5 (x022xx@1)                         F5"May (133xxx@1)the force be with you", Mr. Sulu 

C (Strum once/let ring) G
I want to be your man, "by your command"
Am (x02210@1)                        FDon't (133211@1)want us to be undone, "danger Will Robinson!"
C (x32010@1)              GAnd (320003@1)if I decree "beedee beedee bee"
AmDoes (x02210@1)that mean we'll be through?
FWhat (133211@1)would William Shatner do? Do----

(Repeat Chorus) x2