Weird Al Yankovic, eBay Made by zby.cz, paul@zby.cz Based on: Backstreet Boys, I Want It That Way Tabbed by Travis Gasa, smartbomber@aol.com. EADGBE (Standard tuning) **C-A-P-O--2** All is relative to capo. D (xx0232@1) 000232 Em 022000 C x35553 or x32010 G 320003 or 355433 (?) E (022100@1) 022100 A (x02220@1) x02220 Em7 x20000 Am x02210 Dsus4 xx0233 F#m 244222 Asus4 xx0230 or xx2230; could be D5? INTRO: [CAPO 2nd fret for entire song] I can't sing along picking, so I'm not sure about the tab. Though it sounds good on its own. :) The chords should be right, the same as in verses. Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------| (320003@1)[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---| [G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-| [D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------| [A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------| [E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------| Yeah... Aused (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------| (320003@1)[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---| [G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-| [D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------| [A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------| [E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------| pig bath__robe Arare (x02220@1)... mint snowglobe Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) G[E]---------------------------------|-0------------------2-------3----| (320003@1)[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-0---0-----1p0------3-------3----| [G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-0-----0-------0----2-------4----| [D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|-2-2-----2----------0-------5----| [A]-----------------3---------------|-2--------------------------5----| [E]-0---------------------3---------|-0--------------------------3----| Asmurf (x02220@1) TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay VERSE 1: Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EmMy (022000@1)house ... is filled with this crap C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EmShows (022000@1)up in- bubble wrap C (x32010@1) GMost (320003@1)every day Em (022000@1) DG What I bought on eBay CHORUS: C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GTell (320003@1)me why (I need another pet rock) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GTell (320003@1)me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GTell (320003@1)me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) Em (022000@1) DG They had it on eBay VERSE 2: Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) GI'll (320003@1)buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) GJust (320003@1)check ... my feedback Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G"A++!" (320003@1)they all say Em (022000@1) DG They love me on eBay CHORUS: C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GGonna (320003@1)buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GGonna (320003@1)buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1) From some guy I've never met in Norway Em (022000@1) B (x2444x@1) Found him on eBay BRIDGE: Em (022000@1) Em7 I am the type who is liable to snipe you C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)DWith (xx0232@1)two seconds left to go, whoa Em (022000@1) Em7 Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya Am (x02210@1) Dsus4 (xx0233@1)DAs (xx0232@1)long as I've got the dough CHORUS: (no chords in song!) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GI'll (320003@1)buy ... your tchotchkes C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GSell (320003@1)me ... your watch, please C (x32010@1) EmI'll (022000@1)buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) [E=the highest string]-----0-----3---3/7-----5-----3 Asus4I'm (x02230@1)highest bidder now +---------------------------------------> | From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous +--------------------------------> VERSE 3: Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) A(Yeahhh) (x02220@1)Junk keeps arriving in the mail Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) AFrom (x02220@1)that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1)A (x02220@1) Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray F#m (244222@1) EA Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay CHORUS #2: Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) AWanna (x02220@1)buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) AWanna (x02220@1)buy (a case on vintage tube socks) Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1)AWanna (x02220@1)buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre) F#m (244222@1) EA Found it on eBay CHORUS #2: Asus4 (x02230@1) EA Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) A(Pez (x02220@1)dispensers and a toaster) Asus4 (x02230@1) E (022100@1) ADon't (x02220@1)know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away Asus4 (x02230@1)EA I'll buy on eBay OUTRO: Asus4 (x02230@1) EA What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y