Written by: Daniel Messinger and Marc Mooney
Tabbed by: Daniel Messinger

Intro

Dm , A , G , Em (2x)

Verse

Dm (xx0231@1)        AWoke (x02220@1)up this morning
          G (320003@1)         EmYou (022000@1)were nowhere to be found
    Dm (xx0231@1)    A (x02220@1)         G (320003@1)    EmYour (022000@1)edible panties were on the ground
           Dm (xx0231@1)         AThere (x02220@1)was a bite out of them
   G (320003@1)    EmAnd (022000@1)then I spy
   Dm (xx0231@1)     A (x02220@1)         G (320003@1)     EmYou (022000@1)slutting around with another guy


Chorus

FWhy! (133211@1)Why! Why!
         CYou (x32010@1)gotta slut around
FWhy! (133211@1)Why! Why!
         CYou (x32010@1)gotta slut around


Verse

Dm (xx0231@1)      A (x02220@1)         G (320003@1)      EmFound (022000@1)your number on a piece of paper (pap"a")
Dm (xx0231@1)      A (x02220@1)             G (320003@1)       Em (022000@1)    
Called it, but it was some fuck that dates ya
Dm (xx0231@1)   A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)    EmI (022000@1)can't believe I almost ate ya
Dm (xx0231@1)   A (x02220@1)   G (320003@1)        Em (022000@1)    
Glad I didn't cuz you got VD
Dm (xx0231@1) A (x02220@1)    G (320003@1)  EmHapatitis (022000@1)or some HIV
Dm (xx0231@1)   A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)     EmI (022000@1)ain't tryin' to die yet slut
    Dm (xx0231@1)       A (x02220@1)                     G (320003@1)          EmAs (022000@1)I write this you're probably getting fucked in the butt


Chorus

FWhy! (133211@1)Why! Why!
         CYou (x32010@1)gotta slut around
FWhy! (133211@1)Why! Why!
         CYou (x32010@1)gotta slut around