I like to play it like this:
G: x 10 12 12 12 x
Bm: 7 9 9 7 x x
Em: x 7 9 9 8 x
C: 8 10 10 9 x x 
F: x 8 10 10 10 x 
D: 10 12 12 11 x x

intro's all bass, but the chords are: G    Bm    Em    C  F

G            
Hope was propping me up when I met her,
   Bm                                      Em
As soon as I saw her I wanted to taste her lips,
So I did,
        C               F
I was ecstatic for at least six weeks, oh
(guitar really starts here)
G                                                   Bm     
Hope was placed in her hands when she caught me she asked me if it hurt,
                      Em
I told her 'Christ it did.'
And it did,
          C             F
When she left me every morning, oh,


G                Em                 Bm
I feel beautiful when she says I am beautiful,
     C          D
But she is more beautiful.
G                Em                 Bm
I feel heavenly when she says I am heavenly,
     C           D       
But she is more heavenly.
G

      G                                                   Bm         
Can't feel disappointed when her hips are that wide but I still feel lonely and screwed up inside,
         Em                                                C       F
And the taste of her tongue, it makes me wish I'd given up smoking,
          G
She was a big, big girl she had big ideas,
     Bm                      Em       
Like how my heart should be free but I don't want it to be,
        C               F
I want her, here beside me.

G                Em                 Bm
I feel beautiful when she says I am beautiful,
     C          D
But she is more beautiful.
G                Em                 Bm
I feel heavenly when she says I am heavenly,
     C           D       
But she is more heavenly.

(then up a whole step)

A                F#m                 C#m
I feel beautiful when she says I am beautiful,
     D          E
But she is more beautiful.
A               F#m                 C#m
I feel heavenly when she says I am heavenly,
     D           E       
But she is more heavenly.
A                F#m                 C#m
I feel beautiful when she says I am beautiful,
     D          E
But she is more beautiful.
A               F#m                 C#m
I feel heavenly when she says I am heavenly,
     D           E       
But she is more heavenly.