Capo 5 Intro: G C Em C Chorus: G C Em C G C Em Please allow me to be your anti-depressant C G C Em C G C Em C I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant Verse 1: G Em We kick back and let the pills do the talking G Em People hear a distinct rattle when we're walking G A C Then there's the extra two stone that's our only guarantee G Em Our vivid dreams are just like big production movies G Em They get entangled well within our daily routines G A C So please re-think or use my trademark strategy Chorus: G C Em C G C Em And please allow me to be your anti-depressant C G C Em C G C Em C I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant Post-chorus: G C Em C aaa aaa... Verse 2: G D Em D It's hard to smile when you're as flattened as a pancake G D Em D The only tears come from our heads when we concentrate G A C Perhaps I'm being unjust or perhaps you agree Am C Still I've thrown away my citalopram Em C I needed more than what was in those 40 milligrams Am C So cast away with the doctor's plans Chorus: G C Em C G C Em Please allow me to be your anti-depressant C G C Em C G C Em C I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant Interlude: G C Em C na na na na... aaa... Outro: Am C Still I've thrown away my citalopram Em C Although I felt as grim as the reaper man Am C So cast away with the doctor's plans G C Em C G Like me