F                  Gm          F       Gm
My friends want to know how it came to be 
     F        Gm                 F          Gm
That ooh this holiday don't mean nothing to me 
      F        Gm    F        Gm
Cause I caught santa under my tree 
       F                Gm
He was flirting with my honey
          F             Gm 
Trying to take her from me 

Am                          Dm
Hey don't be fooled by these fairy tales 
      Am                            Dm
Watch out or it he could do this to someone else 
Am                     Dm
He took my girl and he made me cry 
    Gm                          Am 
And that's the way I feel about christmas time 


Same as rest of song

Oh, I wasn't dreaming can't believe 
I woke up to my woman kissing santa not me 
Before I could reach him , even think 
He scooped away my honey up the chimney sweep 

Hey don't be fooled by these fairy tales 
Watch out or it he could do this to someone else 
He took my girl and he made me cry 
And that's the way I feel about christmas time 

Better hide your mistletoe 
Break out your fire hose 
Better hold your ladies close 
Or before you know 
You'll be all alone 
You'll be all alone