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C-G-F-C (x2)

C                               G
My good buddy asked me  "Buddy why don't you drink?"
             F                       C
And I said, "It's probably better I don't"
                                             G
He said, "There's a lotta girls in this here bar that we could chase" 
        F
I said "Trust me" 
                        C
It's probably better I don't 

Cuz I used to be an all nighter
       G
I'm a hell of a back slider
           F                            C
I've been around the block more than a time or two

And I can promise you
               G
I've drank my weight in booze
               F                                G
And I've been known to get on stage in nothing but my boots so

(Chorus)
               C                       G
It's better I don't, cuz believe me I will
      F                       C
I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
                                G
Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
F                G
Take it all off, turn it all on
       F                      G
Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned
              C        G F C
It's better I don't

                                               G
Well I was wearing the cuffs, when the warden said

"Just tell me the truth"
            F                           C
And I said "Sir, it's probably better I don't"

And I was up on the stand and the judge said
       G
"Just tell me what happened man"
             F                            C
And I said, "Buddy it's probably better I don't but since you asked
                                   G
I was mindin' my own business at a hundred and five
        F
I was a county road cruisin'
    C
Outrunning the blue lights

I was on the home stretch
      G
I was roundin' that last curve
       F                         G
Well I ran out of gas and that's when I learned

Chorus

C-G-F-C (x2)
            G
Now there's things I don't remember

There's things that I do
            F                       G
But I don't know the half of what I got into

              C                        G
It's better I don't, cuz believe me I will
      F                       C
I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
                                G
Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
F                 G
Take it all off, turn it all on
    F                         G
Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned
      F                    G
Drunk dial somebody on the phone
               F                        G
Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home
               C       G
It's better I don't
                   F
Yeah it's better I don't 
C                          G-F-C
Yeah it's better I don't