Hey kid, you looking for a lift?...Get on up here How's it going good buddy? C Am I nailed ducks to the wall G C Am Kept my heart in dark ruins G C Am I built bungalows all over the hills G C Am Dunroamin, duncarin, dunlivin G C Am Took my girl to the country G C Am To sleep out under the moon C Am Next thing she's going crazy C Women are like that kid Am What the hell can you do? G C Am She waits for the real Mr. Right to come G C Am Gently removing her heart F G With his promises of real communication I saw a program about that on TV........ F# F Who's always picking up the tab C Who built a bungalow for his mum and dad Me..... F Who took you out to all the shows C Who worked his fingers to the bone Me.... G While you were asleep It was me...I did F# F I kept you in buttons and bows Christ all those clothes C So you could encourage this creep F# F With his neat feet C And his clean fingernails F# F C With his wise but twinkling eyes F C He's a rock standing out in an ocean of doubt F Get movin', get off the road ya Goddam faggot G And compromise F# F C I'd like to go on with this bit of a song F C Describing this schmuck F G C I'd like to go on, but I'm going to throw up Am [Not in my rig you don't boy...get the hell out of here]