Okay so this is a first for me. Give it a go and see if you think it's right...

D
I saw him He saw me
D                   A            D
That Turin-stained shroud In Rimini
D
He cried And I cried
D             A               D
We both died Laughing Him and me
G   A          G  A
Why me?  Why Rimi ni?

D
I want you You want me
D                A                  D
We both want The things we'll never be now
D
We see now It's sad how
     A                      D
Some things aren't meant to be
G   A
For we
A        D   G   A
Are just you and me

G                         D
It never happens when you want it to
G                          D
It never does what it's supposed to do
G                         D
It's never good enough to see me through
A      A7
See me through

D
I love that shroud that you're in
A
I love that you're maturing
D
I love that sweet sack you're in
A
I love your saccharin

D
I love that shroud that you're in
A
I love that you're from Turin
D
I love that sweet sack you're in
A
I love your saccharin

G                         D
It never happens when you want it to
G                          D
It never does what it's supposed to do
G                         D
It's never good enough to see me through
A      A7
See me through

D
He saw me I saw him
D              A                 D
We both saw Beneath each others' Skin deep-
D
Er than deep We both sleep
D  A                   D
To dream of what could be
G   A
For me
A        D         G       A
And sing hymns for him and me

G                         D
It never happens when you want it to
G                          D
It never does what it's supposed to do
G                         D
It's never good enough to see me through
A      A7
See me through

D
I love that shroud that you're in
A
I love that you're from Turin
D
I love that sweet sack you're in
A
I love your saccharin

D
I love that shroud that you're in
A
I love that you're maturing
D
I love that sweet sack you're in
A
I love your saccharin