VERSE 1

B                     D      A  E    A     B  
I hate to do this but you're a pain in the neck
B                              D    A       E    A     B  
I thought you knew this you're handing me a canceled check
B                        D    A     E      A         B  
You're so helpless your girlfriends think you're a saint
B                            D    A   E    A         D  
I'll give you a quarter I'll keep my judgments to myself 

CHORUS

D                           F# 
And I get caught up in the moonlight
                          B            B7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
      G                  F#             B  
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone 

VERSE 2

B                         D  A     E      A      B
Count your blessings and do the things that you should
B                  D    A     E      A         B 
All the has-beens that never had it so good
B               D    A     E      A         B 
Stormy weather the kids are making a racket
B                  D   A     E     A     D
In the wilderness the wild lives are so mild 

CHORUS

D                           F# 
And I get caught up in the moonlight
                          B            B7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
      G                  F#             B  
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone 

CHORUS

D                           F# 
And I get caught up in the moonlight
                          B            B7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
      G                  F#             B  
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone