There are two guitar parts. One can be played by either a normal guitar or a bass. Guitar 1/Bass (JAMIE) first. Main riff (Verse): e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| Chorus riff: e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|------0-2---------0-2----------0-2----------0-2---------| E|--0-2---------0-2----------0-2----------0-2-------------| Bridge: e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|9999999999999999555555555555555522222222222222229999999999-7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| GUITAR 2 (ALEX) Verse Riff e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| Bridge: e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| Play nothing during chorus or play along with the other guitar. So here is the song as a whole: (drum fill) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| Fake Tales of San Francisco echo through the room e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| More point to a wedding disco without a bride or groom e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| There's a super cool band yeah with their trilbies and their glasses of white wine e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets practicing their lines e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| I don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------0-2---------| E|----------------------------------------0-2-------------| I don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------0-2---------| E|----------------------------------------0-2-------------| I don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------0-2---------| E|----------------------------------------0-2-------------| I don't want to hear you I don't want to hear you e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------0-2---------| E|----------------------------------------0-2-------------| Fake Tales of San Francisco echo through the air e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| And there's a few bored faces in the back all wishing they weren't there e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| And as the microphone squeaks a young girl's telephone beeps e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| Yeah she's dashing for the exit oh, she's running to the streets outside e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| "Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line "The band were fucking wank and I'm not having a nice time" e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------7------| A|-----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5----5---5-7-5---5-7-9---7-5--| E|---7---7--------7---7--------7---7-------7--------------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| I don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------0-2---------| E|----------------------------------------0-2-------------| I don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------0-2---------| E|----------------------------------------0-2-------------| Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though so all that's left e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------0-2---------| E|----------------------------------------0-2-------------| Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf (play nothing during line) e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| He talks of San Francisco, he's from - Hunter's Bar I don't quite know the distance but I'm - sure that's far Yeah, I'm sure that's pretty far - (lines indicate bars) e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|9999999999999999555555555555555522222222222222229999999999-7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| Yeah, I'd love to tell you all -my problem You're not from New York City, you're -from Rotherham So get off the bandwagon, and -put down the handbook Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|9999999999999999555555555555555522222222222222229999999999-7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook [x4] e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|9999999999999999555555555555555522222222222222229999999999-7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------7-8-9| E|7777777777777777333333333333333300000000000000007777777777------| OUTRO e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| THEN GUITAR 1/BASS COMES IN e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|---5------------5------------5------------5-------------| E|-7----7------7-----7-------7----7-------7----7----------| e|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5---7/-| B|---7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5-----7--7---5---7/-| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------|