Verse 1

A		B#m
You call me up in the mornings
D			E
We’ll stay on the phone until dawning
A		D	E	A
You tell me secrets I actually keep
A		B#m
You call me up around noon and
D			E
Bring me all the good gossip
A		D		E
You hold my head when I throw up
A
I hold your hand when you weep

Bridge
	D
And we talk about friends
E
And we talk about records
D
Talk about life
E
And we’ll talk about death
D
And we dance in the living room
E				D
Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies
E			D
Dance at the festivals, dance, dance
		E
No men ever really dance like this

Chorus

A			D    E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A			D    E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A 		        D          E                     A     
      E
Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too)

A			D    E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
A			D    E
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

A                            D             E                  
                A         D      E
Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you

Verse 2

A			B#m
You call me up in the evenings
D			E
And tell me what they did this time
A		D         E            A
No matter what, I’m by your side
A				B#m
When it’s raining, we’ll go to the video store
A			E
We even like the same movies
A	       D        E                          A
No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!


D
And you laugh at my jokes
E
And I laugh at your jokes
D			E
And I even like the birthday presents you get me
D
And we dance in the living room
E
Dance on the sidewalks
D
Dance in the movies
E
Dance at the festivals
D
Let’s dance, dance
	E
No men ever really dance like this


Chorus


A    	D	E
Why don’t, why don’t I fall? X2
A	   D       E                    A     D   
 E
Why don’t I just fall in love with you?