Band: Helmet & Thomson Song: Bargain of the Season Album: Tits, Arse and Muff Written by: Tim Butler and Simon McSweeney D i keep gettin this shit in the post G A everyone wants my money, D now im gettin rather pissed off with it all G A its not that funny CHORUS: D Bargain of the season G A this album is for free D No one wants to buy it anyway G A cos its sung by (Thomson or Helmet) and me D i really need to get out of this place G A don't know my destination D im fed up with living up here G A and this boring conversation CHORUS D i wish i were a man who'd liven things up G A i'd start a mass debate D no charge for entertaining them all G A closing time at half past eight CHORUS D Bargain of the season G A this album is for free D No one wants to buy it anyway G A D (stike and let ring) cos its sung by you and me