She Can't Find Her Keys:Paul Petersen. #19 on COLPIX Records in 1962. INTRO: A# Sha-da..sha-da..sha-da.. #1. D# A# When I take my baby home at night, I can't wait to D# kiss and hold her tight. G# D# F But by then the time begins to drag when she starts A# searching through her bag. A# (She says, 'Just a moment, please. I can't find my keys.' G# A# And here's what happens while he's waiting for her squeeze.) CHORUS: D# She pulls out lipstick, powder, bubble gum and bobby pins. A# But she can't find her keys..(her keys.) A# Curlers, tweezers, cold cream and candy bars. D# But she cant find her keys her keys..(her keys.) D#7 G# Nail file, school books, an autograph of Fabian..she can A# find with ease. D# G# But I'm standing here waiting for a goodnight A# D# kiss..cause she can't find her keys. A# E (Sha-da..sha-da..sha-da..she can't find her keys.) #2. E B E I give up, go home and go to sleep..but next night my date with her I keep. A E F# Walk her home, we start to kiss and then..it all starts B B happening again. (She says, just a moment please I cant find my keys.) A B And here's what happens while he's waiting for her squeeze. CHORUS: E She pulls out gumdrops, glasses, magazines and tangerines.. B but she can't find her keys..(her keys.) B Presley records, hair spray and jelly beans..but she can't E find her keys..(her keys.) E7 A B Eyebrow pencils, perfume and potato chips and portable batteries. E A B But I'm standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss, cause she E can't find her keys. E A B (But he's standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss..cause she E can't find her keys.) OUTRO: E B She pulls out frozen custard, piano bench, pretzels and a monkey wrench, tennis racket, army cots, pumpkin seeds and coffee pots.. B watermelons, goal post, a rabbits foot and French toast..fire hydrant, ash can, TV set, electric fan..but she can't find her E keys. A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.