F               Gm          E
Cheerilee is sweet and kind
              F                 Gm        E
She's the best teacher we could hope for
                 F                     Gm     E
The perfect stallion you and I must find
F                 Gm         A    Gm   F
One to really make her heart soar

But...
                     F
This one's too young
       Gm         E
This one's too old
              F       Gm      E
He clearly has a terrible cold

                     Dm
This guy's too silly
       E          B
He's way to uptight
       C
Well nothing's wrong with this one
    C7
He seems alright

               F
How 'bout this one
       Gm         E
He's much too flashy
              F
He might do
        Gm          E
If he weren't so splashy

      Dm           E
Too short, too tall
      B           C
Too clean, too smelly
       C7
He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly

B                      F/A        C/G
I don't think that we're mistaken
   B                        C
It seems all the good ones are taken
  Gm               F/A
I really feel that at this rate
        B                 C
We'll never find the perfect date

         E                   [ch]C7/E[/ch]
Don't wanna quit and give up hope
                                                      C
Oh please, oh please, oh please say... Nope
      F                      Gm          E
We did it girls, we've found the one
             F                         Gm     E
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter

Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
Are you talkin' about my brother?
F