okay so this song was originally for ukelele but i loved it so much i decided to 
tab it myself. i realise that its not perfect, especially the chorus and the bit 
from toothaches to kiss my smile goodbye, but its the best i could do ^^ this is 
my first tab so be nice, haha. hope this helps and don't forget to rate!

G (320003@1)        DI (xx0232@1)brush my teeth
AAnd (x02220@1)look in the mirror
G (320003@1)           DAnd (xx0232@1)laugh out loud
AAs (x02220@1)I'm beaming from ear to ear

G (320003@1)             DI'd (xx0232@1)rather pick flowers
            AInstead (x02220@1)of fights
                 GAnd (320003@1)rather than flaunt my style
DI'd (xx0232@1)flash you a smile
AOf (x02220@1)clean pearly whites

G (320003@1)                            
I've been to the dentist
D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)                 GA (320003@1)thousand times, so I know the drill
G (320003@1)                   DI (xx0232@1)smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
A (x02220@1)                         GBut (320003@1)somehow I still get the chills

G (320003@1)    DHave (xx0232@1)a seat
                AHe (x02220@1)says pleasantly
G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)As he shakes my hand
                AAnd (x02220@1)practically laughs at me

G (320003@1)    DOpen (xx0232@1)up nice and wide 
                 AHe (x02220@1)says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
G (320003@1)                        D"Don't (xx0232@1)have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
AAs (x02220@1)he tries not to grin

G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)     AWhen (x02220@1)hygienists leave on long vacations
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)        AThat's (x02220@1)when dentists scream and lose their patience (patients)

A (x02220@1)                G (320003@1)               DTalking (xx0232@1)only brings the toothaches on
                  G (320003@1)        DBecause (xx0232@1)I say the stupidest things
A (x02220@1)                   GSo (320003@1)if my resolve goes south
                D (xx0232@1)            AI'll (x02220@1)swallow my pride with an aspirin
    G (320003@1)     AAnd (x02220@1)shut my mouth

G (320003@1)            DGolf (xx0232@1)and alcohol don't mix
          G (320003@1)         ,          AAnd (x02220@1)that's why I don't drink and drive
G (320003@1)                                  DBecause, (xx0232@1)good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
           G (320003@1)              AAnd (x02220@1)hafta kiss my smile goodbye

G (320003@1)                            
I've been to the dentist
D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)                  GA (320003@1)thousand times, so I know the drill
G (320003@1)                              DI (xx0232@1)smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
A (x02220@1)                          DBut (xx0232@1)somehow I still get the chills