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It's your birthday today,

what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
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that twenty-one years ago on this day,
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it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,

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and nine months before that magical day,

your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
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and they were having a good time,
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they were dancing and drinking wine,

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and when they got home they were horny as hell,

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
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and he tore her panties off,
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and his penis was hard as a rock,

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and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,

but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
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so they formed a sixty-nine,
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and your mom came at least three times,

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and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,

that he forgot to put a condom on,
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and when he realized his mistake,
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he had ejaculated and it was too late,

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and then your mom got pregnant,
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and your dad started crying,
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he wanted your mom to get an abortion,
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but your mom wanted a child,
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and nine months later you were born,
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and five months later your parents got a divorce