NOTE - The chord Gmaj in brackets that comes up occasionally is optional. I put it 
in to make it sound a little more interesting/to copy the piano. It is played very quickly. Enjoy!

TUNED DOWN A FULL STEP

(Gmaj) - xx0433



       D                              
When I got out of my bed this morning
  C                              G
I noticed that it didn't have a right side
       C                                  G
And my head feels like it's filled to the top
                        D      (Gmaj) D
With pop and rocks and cyanide


           D
There's an earthquake coming and you think you'd know
           C                          G
Where it started, but it started very long ago
           C                       G                   D
I need a mongoose baby, and some calgon to take me up outta here


D
  Some days just chicken bones
             G                          C
You'd better fuck off now, you'd better leave me alone
         G                            C
Cos I'm about to explode, just like a wonderbread bomb
            D
And I don't care what I know, because I can't be wrong
D
  Some days just chicken bones
             G                          C
You'd better fuck off now, you'd better leave me alone
         G                            C
Cos I'm about to explode, just like a wonderbread bomb
            D
And I don't care what I know, because I can't be wrong


      D
Yes I know why you need it, cause your car broke down
        C                        G
And you wanna take the next bus outta this town
        C                       G                       D  (Gmaj) D
But if anybody's getting on the bus, dog, it's gonna be me


D 
  I know I don't need what you've got for me
    C               G
But maybe I do theoretically 
             C                    G                        D
You'd better watch out sugar, cos I'm about to get my old spice on


D
  Some days just chicken bones
             G                          C
You'd better fuck off now, you'd better leave me alone
         G                            C
Cos I'm about to explode, just like a wonderbread bomb
            D
And I don't care what I know, because I can't be wrong
D
  Some days just chicken bones
    G                         C
I'm all jacked up on DC at my place alone
            G                             C
And I don't care what you think about my attitude
          D
Because I can't be bothered with the likes of you


Instrumental - D  C  G  C  G  D  x2


D
  Some days just chicken bones
             G                          C
You'd better fuck off now, you'd better leave me alone
         G                            C
Cos I'm about to explode, just like a wonderbread bomb
            D
And I don't care what I know, because I can't be wrong
D
  Some days just chicken bones
    G                         C
I'm all jacked up on DC at my place alone
            G                             C
And I don't care what you think about my attitude
          D
Because I can't be bothered with the likes of you


Outro - D  G  C  G  C  D