Confessions Key: Bb Transcribed by Alex Scherer 31/1/13 Enjoy another fantastic piece of the one and only Tiiiim Minchin! ------------------------------------------------------------------- This first movement is called: Feminism VERSE Eb (x43121@3) I believe that women have the right FTo (133211@1)walk the streets at night DmAnd (xx0231@1)not be afraid Gmfor (355333@1)their lives I believe that a woman has the right To choose what happens to her body Without suffering the judgement Of the conservative right And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like Without being treated like dirt And I believe we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic As the measure of a woman's worth BRIDGE Eb7 (x32310@4) DmI'm (xx0231@1)ashamed on behalf of my sex Cm7 F (133211@1) BbFor (x1333x@1)making women feel like objects CHORUS Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1) BbFuck (x1333x@1)I love boobs though, I just really love them Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) DmFuck (xx0231@1)I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them Eb (x43121@3) FThey're (133211@1)just so jooby, they make me feel groovy Dm (xx0231@1) GmI (355333@1)would rather watch boobs than a movie Eb (x43121@3)F (133211@1) Bb/Gm Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs. And this second movement is called: Poverty (altruism) VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm) I believe people are entitled to basic human rights Whether they are rich or they're poor I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself Even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's ok That the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb) I'm sure I could give a little more To alleviate the suffering of the poor. CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb) Fuck I love boobs though I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind Below or above them They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I'd rather own boobs than a pub, be Doop be doop doop doo doo doo I really love boobs The third movement: Enviromentalism VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm) I believe the that planet we live in Is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can assume We can just go on consuming Her resources indefinitely BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb) The world's not a bottomless pit And we can all do our little bit CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb) Fuck I love boobs though I just really care for 'em They're equally fun When they're aged 21 Or octogenarian They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I'd rather eat boobs than a bap, be Doop be doo I just really love boobs OUTRO Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions Designed to tempt men in situations When they can't get a glimpse of your bum I find such hypotheses dumb It's like the one that says EbLipstick (x43121@3)is for Fmaking (133211@1)your lips look more BbLike (x1333x@1)the lips Dm (xx0231@1) of a happy Gmvagina (355333@1) EbSince (x43121@3)they said that I can't Ebmlook (xx4342@1)my great aunt FIn (133211@1)the eye Dm (xx0231@1) GmWhy'd (355333@1)they have to say that, oh why? Eb (x43121@3) DmFrom (xx0231@1)that first little suck of colostrum Eb (x43121@3) DmTo (xx0231@1)the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel Cm (x3101x@1) Dm (xx0231@1)Eb (x43121@3) Ebdim (2312xx@1)FWe're (133211@1)just fucking monkeys in shoes Bb Gm Eb And I F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) Gm (355333@1)EbWill (x43121@3)always love boobs EbF BbI (x1333x@1)will always love boobs This is as accurate as I could get it. Comments are welcome! Cheers :)