Intro: C, (G) C, (G) Verse: C you love the smell of petrol but prefer the smell of wine G C i think we've nothing else in common but we get along just fine G C, G We wouldn't know C i'll get up extra early coat my eyelashes in black G C i will strum on my guitar and i will try to win you back G we wouldn't know F G We wouldn't knooow love if it slapped us in the face Chorus: Am You turn to me F I turn to you C G Neither of us fools have got a clue Am like it or not F you're on the brain C so i'm hoping this does not go down G C, G hoping this does not go down the drain Verse: C you never know quite what to say to me and i see your head shake G C i guess you've never been the brightest candle on the cake G C, G but I wouldn't know C you're with me every morning drinking coffee making toast G C I guess I'm worried that you will not be there when I need you most G We wouldn't know F G We wouldn't knooow love if it slapped us in the face Am You turn to me F I turn to you C G Neither of us fools have got a clue Am like it or not F you're on the brain C so i'm hoping this does not go down G C,G, C hoping this does not go down the drain