Verse 1
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Ab       Ab4 Ab    Ab9 C#        Ab *
Slightly be-----mused by his lack of direction
Eb6 Eb       Eb7 Eb6 Eb
Hey you, hey you 
Ab      Ab4 Ab    Ab9   C#     Ab *
Came to this   world by    caesarean section 
Eb6 Eb       Eb7 Eb6 Eb
Hey you, hey you 
Ab      Ab4 Ab         Ab9    C#        Ab *
Chooses his    clothes to match his pallid complexion
Eb6 Eb       Eb7 Eb6 Eb
Hey you, hey you 
       Ab        Ab4 Ab       Ab9 C#      Ab *
Now it takes him all    day just to     get an erection
Eb6 Eb                 Eb7  Eb6  Eb
Hey you, things aren't what they seem 


Chorus 1
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Ab       Eb Ab       Eb
            Makes no sense at all
Eb  Bb   Eb Eb            Bb   Eb
            Things aren't what they seem 
Ab       Eb Ab       Eb       
            Makes no sense at all 
...
Eb *         Eb


Verse 2
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(follow the same pattern as in verse 1)

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you 
He never scores he just gets an infection 
Hey you, hey you 
Dreams of a place with a better selection 
Hey you, hey you 
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection 
Hey you, things aren't what they seem 


Chorus 2
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Ab       Eb Ab       Eb
            Makes no sense at all 
Eb  Bb   Eb Eb            Bb   Eb
            Things aren't what they seem 
Ab       Eb Ab       Eb
            Makes no sense at all 
Eb  Bb   Eb Eb            Bb   Eb
            Things aren't what they seem 
Ab       Eb Ab       Eb
            Makes no sense at all 
Eb  Bb   Eb Eb            Bb   Eb
            Things aren't what they seem
Ab       Eb Ab    Eb
            Luxemburger Queen
Eb *         Eb
            He's a Burger Queen


Solo
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Ab       Ab9 Eb
Ab       Ab9 Eb
Then play half a verse and chorus 1.


Ab* is played barre 4th fret.
Eb* is played barre 6th fret.
The remaining of the song follows the verse and chorus patterns.
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