Csus2
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Strum Csus2 and Am once, or 1/4 beat(i think)
hope this not too confusing...

Csus2(strum once)

D(barre)            Am(barre, strum once)  
I'm just a bachelor
G(barre)                   Csus2
I'm looking for a partner 
D                              Am
Someone who knows how to ride
G                         Csus2
Without even falling off

D                    Am
Gotta be compatible
G                    Csus2
Takes me to my limits
D                    Am
Girl when I break you off
G                                         Csus2
I promise that you won't want to get off

[Chorus]
D                           Am
If your horny, Let's do it
G                    Csus2
Ride it, My Pony
D                    Am
My saddle's waiting
G                    Csus2
Come and jump on it
D                           Am
If your horny, Let's do it
G                    Csus2
Ride it, My Pony
D                    Am
My saddle's waiting
G                    Csus2
Come and jump on it

D                     Am
Sitting here flossing
G                    Csus2
Peeping your steelo
D                               Am
Just once if I have the chance
G                           Csus2
The things I will do to you
D                    Am
You and your body
G                    Csus2
Every single portion
D                    Am
Send chills up and down your spine
G                              Csus2
Juices flowing down your thigh

[Chorus]
D                              Am
If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
G                       Csus2
First we'll show & tell
D                          Am
Till I reach your ponytail
G                                  Csus2
Lurk all over and through you baby
D                            Am
Until I reach your stream
G                            Csus2
You'll be on my jockey team

[Chorus]
[repeats and ends]

(Ride it) 
(My Saddle's)