No Capo Intro: D G G C Baby we've been together for a long, long time D G You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights G C Lately I've been dreaming you in leather, me in lace D G Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains G Give me weed instead of roses C Bring me whiskey instead of wine D G Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time I don't need a card from Hallmark C Box of candy, heaven knows D Give me weed instead of roses G and let's see where it goes G Honey you don't have to worry C There ain't no one else for me D G Lately we have fallen under the same routine C I ain't getting any younger, oh but you don't seem to care D G Let's trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear G Give me weed instead of roses C Bring me whiskey instead of wine D G Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time I don't need a card from Hallmark C Box of candy, heaven knows D Give me weed instead of roses G and let's see where it goes C G D C D C D G G Let's send the kids to grandma C Call in sick to work D Put on some heavy metal G Rip the phone off of the hook Go call your no-good brother C We both know what he's been growing D I'll be waiting with the whipped cream G And baby let's get going G Give me weed instead of roses C Bring me whiskey instead of wine D G Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time I don't need a card from Hallmark C Box of candy, heaven knows D Give me weed instead of roses G and let's see where it goes G You pull out the Polaroid C And I'll strike a couple poses D Oh let's get a little wild G Bring me weed instead of roses Outro: G