G            Bb       
I was Union Jacked, Kerouac'd
C            Eb                  
John Birched, stopped and searched
G                 A7      C       D    
Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
          G          Bb            
 I've been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
C             Eb             
Communist 'cos I'm lefthanded:
G                   A7              G    C Eb GG C Eb GG  
That's the hand they use, well, never mind!
         G             Bb          
I've been Walt Disneyed, Dis Disleyed
C             Eb             
John Lennoned, Krishna Menoned
G             A7          C      D   
Walter Brennan punched out Cassius Clay
     G                   Bb         
 I've heard the truth from Lenny Bruce
   C                  Eb           
and all my wealth won't buy me health
G            D            G  C Eb GG C Eb GG  
 So I smoke a pint of tea a day
                         F
 I knew a man his brain so small, 
                              G   
He couldn't think of nothin' at all.
                    C 
He's not the same as you and me.
                     F        
He doesn't dig poetry. He's so unhip that
            G                                   C            
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talkin' about Dylan Thomas,
               | 
Whoever he is.
   F               G       
The man ain't got no culture,
          |            | 
But its alright, Ma,
                                     C           
It's just sumpthin' I learned over in England.
         G            Bb          
I've been James Joyced, Rolls Royced
C             Eb             
Mick Jaggered, silver daggered
G                    A7         D    
Andy Warhol won't you please come home?
         G                Bb             
I've been mother, fathered, aunt and uncled
C                Eb        
Tom Wilsoned, Art Garfunkled
G               A7             G        
Barry Kornfeld's mother's on the phone
G              Bb        
When in London, do as I do
C              Eb            
Find yourself a friendly haiku
G               D             G    
 Go to sleep for ten or fifteen years