My Mom - Chocolate Genius

D, Dbm, Bm, A   x4
                
         D (xx0232@1)       Dbm (x13321@4)       Bm (x24432@1)              AThey (x02220@1)got five televisions in a house built for three
        D (xx0232@1)            Dbm (x13321@4)Look upon that fake fireplace, 
             Bm (x24432@1)               Ayou (x02220@1)know the bucktoothed boy is me
         D (xx0232@1)          Dbm (x13321@4)              Bm (x24432@1)         ASee (x02220@1)that wood paneled room? That's where I learned to drink
             D (xx0232@1)         Dbm (x13321@4)          Bm (x24432@1)        A (x02220@1)   A (x02220@1)You see that hole in the wall? That was seagrams I think

A x2

D (xx0232@1)         DbmAnd (x13321@4)that tree was a goal post,
          Bm (x24432@1)          Athat (x02220@1)bathroom it was a shroud
       D (xx0232@1)            Dbm (x13321@4)     
That closet it was a phone booth, 
         Bm (x24432@1)            Aand (x02220@1)that mirror it was a crowd
         D (xx0232@1)           Dbm (x13321@4)       
See that guy with the bad knees 
        Bm (x24432@1)          Aand (x02220@1)his heart on his sleeve?
          D (xx0232@1)          DbmWatch (x13321@4)him slip me ten dollars 
         Bm (x24432@1)           A (x02220@1)     Awhen (x02220@1)it comes time to leave...

A x2

F#m x 4

F#m (244222@1)F#m (244222@1)              Bm (x24432@1)   BmIt's (x24432@1)been five years and some change
          F#m (244222@1)    F#m (244222@1)        Bm (x24432@1)      Bmand (x24432@1)this world is gettin' so strange
         F#m (244222@1)    F#m (244222@1)           Bm (x24432@1)    Bmbut (x24432@1)this house smells just the same
        D (xx0232@1)      D (xx0232@1)        D (xx0232@1)         DAnd (xx0232@1)my mom, 
         D (xx0232@1)     D (xx0232@1)            D (xx0232@1)             
My sweet mom, 
            D (xx0232@1)        D (xx0232@1)      Dbm (x13321@4)   Bm (x24432@1)   AShe (x02220@1)don't remember my name

D (xx0232@1)       Dbm (x13321@4)        BmMy (x24432@1)mom
              A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)     Dbm (x13321@4)    Bm (x24432@1)      AShe (x02220@1)can't remember my name,
        D (xx0232@1)      Dbm (x13321@4)      Bm (x24432@1)      ANot (x02220@1)my mom

D (xx0232@1)      Dbm (x13321@4)               Bm (x24432@1)              AI (x02220@1)sit on her bed, and I kiss her right behind the ear
          D (xx0232@1)       Dbm (x13321@4)           Bm (x24432@1)        Ashe (x02220@1)calls out for a dog that's been dead for a year
       D (xx0232@1)         Dbm (x13321@4)           Bm (x24432@1)      AI (x02220@1)say "How is it going?" just like I didn't know
    D (xx0232@1)                  Dbm (x13321@4)       Bm (x24432@1)             AI (x02220@1)hold on to both of her hands too afraid to let her go
      D (xx0232@1)       Dbm (x13321@4)      Bm (x24432@1)         AAnd (x02220@1)five times exactly, no more and no less,
           D (xx0232@1)                 Dbm (x13321@4)    
she says "How you been eatin', boy?" 
           Bm (x24432@1)     Aand (x02220@1)I say "Ok, I guess"
        D (xx0232@1)            Dbm (x13321@4)         Bm (x24432@1)          AIn (x02220@1)this room where she made me, each day she grows weak
          D (xx0232@1)           Dbm (x13321@4)She flips on the Golden Girls 
               Bm (x24432@1)           A (x02220@1)   Aand (x02220@1)the first tear hits my cheek

A x6

F#m (244222@1)F#m (244222@1)              Bm (x24432@1)   BmIt's (x24432@1)been five years and some change
          F#m (244222@1)    F#m (244222@1)        Bm (x24432@1)      Bmand (x24432@1)this world is gettin' so strange
         F#m (244222@1)    F#m (244222@1)            Bm (x24432@1)   Bmbut (x24432@1)this house smells just the same
        D (xx0232@1)      D (xx0232@1)        D (xx0232@1)         DAnd (xx0232@1)my mom, 
         D (xx0232@1)      D (xx0232@1)            D (xx0232@1)            
My sweet mom, 
            D (xx0232@1)        D (xx0232@1)      Dbm (x13321@4)   Bm (x24432@1)   AShe (x02220@1)don't remember my name

D (xx0232@1)     Dbm (x13321@4)     BmMy (x24432@1)mom
        A (x02220@1)        D (xx0232@1)   Dbm (x13321@4)    Bm (x24432@1)    ACan't (x02220@1)remember my name,
          D (xx0232@1)    Dbm (x13321@4)     Bm (x24432@1)         
She's my mom now 
              A (x02220@1)       D (xx0232@1)     Dbm (x13321@4)       Bm (x24432@1)      Ashe (x02220@1)can't remember my name
    D (xx0232@1)   Dbm (x13321@4)  Bm (x24432@1)        A (x02220@1)       D (xx0232@1)  Dbm (x13321@4)   Bm (x24432@1) AMy (x02220@1)mom                  can't remember my name
    D (xx0232@1)   Dbm (x13321@4)  Bm (x24432@1)     AMy (x02220@1)mom

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