Artist: Jake Thackray Song: Sister Josephine Tabbed by: DJ 28th Mar 2013 Tuning: Standard CAPO: 2nd fret (Sounds in key of A) ************************************************************************* Gmaj7 E7b9 Am D Daug | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | G Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D G Oh, Sister Josephine, what do all these po - licemen mean.. E7b9 Am Eb7 D Daug G By coming to the convent in a grim limousine, after Sister Jose - phine? D7 G Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D G While you, Sister Josephine, you sit with your boots upon the altar screen, E7b9 Am Eb7 D7 G D7 G You smoke one last ci - gar, what a funny nun you are! B7 Em The policemen say that Josephine's a burglar in disguise, B7 Em 'Big Bad Norman', fifteen years on the run, A7 D The Sisters disbelieve it, "No, that can't be Josephine! A7 D A7 D7(type2) Daug(type2) Just think about her tenderness to - wards...the younger...nuns!" G Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D G Oh, Sister Josephine, they're searching the chapel, where you've been seen, E7b9 Am Eb7 D Daug G The nooks, and the crannies, of the nuns' canteen, after Sister Jose - phine, D7 G Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D G While you Sister Josephine, you sip one farewell Benedictine, E7b9 Am Eb7 D7 G D7 G Be - fore your 'Au re - voir', a right funny nun you are! B7 Em Ad - mittedly her hands are big and hairy, B7 Em And em - bellished with a curious tat - too, A7 D Ad - mittedly her voice is on the deep side, A7 D A7 D7(type2) Daug(type2) And she seems to shave more often than the other..Sisters...do! G Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D G Oh, Sister Josephine, founder of the convent pontoon team, E7b9 Am They're looking through your bundles of rare magazines, Eb7 D Daug G After Sister Jose - phine, D7 G Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D G While you, Sister Josephine, you give a good-bye sniff of Benzedrine... E7b9 Am Eb7 D7 G D7 G To the convent budgeri - gar, a bloody funny nun you are! B7 Em No longer will her snores ring through the chapel during prayers, B7 Em Nor her lustful moanings fill the stilly night, A7 D No more empty bottles of altar wine come clunking from her cell, A7 D A7 Ddim D7 No longer will the cloister toilet seat...stand...up - right! G Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D G Oh, Sister Josephine, slipping through their fingers like Vaseline, E7b9 Am Eb7 D Daug G Leaving them to clutch your empty crinoline, after Sister Jose - phine, D7 G Bm7 Bbm7 Am7 D G While you Sister Josephine, sprinting through the suburbs, when last seen, E7b9 Am Dressed only in your wimple and your rosary, Eb7 D7 Eb F G A right funny nun you seem... to... be! ************************************************************************** Gmaj7 = 320002 Bm7 = x24232 A7 = x02223 E7b9 = xx0101 Bbm7 = x13121 D7(type2) = xx0575 Am = x02210 Am7 = x02010 Daug(type2)= xx0776 D = xx0232 Eb7 = x1103x Ddim = xx0101 Daug = xxx332 B7 = x21202 Eb = xx5343 G = 320003 Em = 022000 F = 133211 D7 = xx0212