Song: White Van Man
Band: I Was Once a Dinosaur
Album: Dinosaurs Are Go!



Intro: G / D / Em / C 


G
Me and Isaac were walking down the street one day
       D
When a dodgy looking man came walking our way
          Em                     C
and said 'hey kids, you want any sweets?'

G
So we said 'yeh man, thats sounds cool, 
D
we'll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too'
         Em         C
and he said 'get in my van'

G
So me and Isaac exchanged a glance
          D
and said 'nah man, not gunna take the chance'
                Em                  C
and he suddenly looked a very angry man

G
He lunged at us and we both ran
        D
Ran far away from the white van man
    Em                                C
How lucky it was that we said no that day


G
So if you ever see the white van man
D
Be sure to run as far away as you can
Em                                C
Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man


G                  D
The white van man, the white van man,
Em                   C
the white van man is not a very friendly man


G
Dont let him fool you with his smile and charm
D
Make sure your wearing your rape alarm
Em                            C
Hes not all as innocent as he seems

G
He'll bribe you with his tasty treats 
D
Next thing you know your in his bed sheets
Em                     C
Need I say you wont be sleeping?

G
You'll find yourself mentally scarred
D
No one to help, not a body guard
Em                      C
Paranoia at an all time high

G
So please believe me when I say
D
If you want sweets, your best to pay
Em                      C
With money and not your bum


G
So if you ever see the white van man
D
Be sure to run as far away as you can
Em                                     C
Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man


G                  D
The white van man, the white van man,
Em                   C
the white van man is not a very friendly man
G                  D
The white van man, the white van man,
Em                   C
the white van man is not a very friendly man

G
the white van man