I'm Not Alone by Patent Pending

So I just wrote these chords out in their most basic forms. If you're playing this 
acoustic, you can use some of these chord substitutions:

Em -   Em7:  022033
C- (x32010@1)    C9:  x3x033
Am7 - Asus:  x02033

Verse 1:
        G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)          Am7 (x02010@1)          DI (xx0232@1)write songs for Pam from The Office cause I think that she's hot
G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)           Am7 (x02010@1)                D (xx0232@1)a dollar ten worth of gas please cause its all that Ive got 
G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)          Am7 (x02010@1)   D (xx0232@1)a cellphone with my own ringtone 
           G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)                 Am7 (x02010@1)           Dexcept (xx0232@1)the speaker is blown Ill bring it back, Im in the zone

Verse 2:
its like Ive never wanted anything till I saw you 
but now Im doing everything a boy can do 
to be as smooth as Efron big TV turn it on 
cause Im a media consumer till now Im hearing rumors that

Chorus:
    Em (022000@1)           CThe (x32010@1)world has gone insane
               GWeve (320003@1)lost our brains
                 Dwe (xx0232@1)need a longer vacation 
         Emand (022000@1)less medication 
           Cto (x32010@1)help us through
          Gthe (320003@1)crazy we do
                        Eb (x43121@3)      D (xx0232@1)              
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone

G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)   Im not alone
C (x32010@1) Eb (x43121@3)   Im not alone
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)   Im not alone
C (x32010@1) Eb (x43121@3)   Im not alone

Break:
G - C - Am7 - D x2
                      (The world is spinning off its axis)

Verse 3:
They said by year 2010 our cars would be flying
why the hell am I still grounded then are scientists still trying 
cause weve all been mislead
Well just download instead
till the entire populations stealing college education

Verse 4:
from the internet
get set cause Ive been doing yoga
I will stretch until my stress is gone I probably should have told you
Im like an extra on Lost 
so is Locke really dead 
I wonder how well get off
Hey thats what she said

She said the world has gone insane
Weve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation 
and less medication 
to help us through
the crazy we do
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone

Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone

Bridge:
  G (320003@1)                 CA (x32010@1)thousand times Ive come to find 
  G (320003@1)               Cdisasters (x32010@1)that Ive left behind 
G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)         CCristal (x32010@1)no its a box of wine now
  G (320003@1)              CA (x32010@1)million plays on my YouTube
  G (320003@1)         CTitanic (x32010@1)in my Netflix cue
G (320003@1)             Cthrow (x32010@1)away your Rubiks Cube
       Eb (x43121@3)        DYoure (xx0232@1)never gonna figure it out

The world has gone insane
Weve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation 
and less medication 
to help us through
the crazy we do
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone

Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone