Key of D  As performed by Danny McMaster

"So you're takin' better care of your body
Becoming more aware of your body
Responding to your body's needs
Everything you hear and read about diets
Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system
And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise
Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized
Soaps that will sanitize Sprays to deordorize
Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides
Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size
Shots that will immunize Pills to re-energize you
But remember that for all your pain and gain
Eventually the story ends the same..."

D                              A
You can quit smoking but your still gonna die 
                        D
Cut out cokin but your still gonna die
                     G
Eliminate everything fatty and fried
    A                                             D
and you can get real healthy but your still gonna die
                         A
Stop drinkin booze your still gonna die 
                                     D
Stay away from loose women son your still gonna die
                           G
You can cut out coffee and never get high 
         A                                   D
but your still gonna still gonna still gonna die

D                        A
Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die 
A                        D
Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die
                           G
You can even give aerobics one more try 
             A                                    D
but when the music stops playing your still gonna die

                                A
Put seatbelts in your car your still gonna die 
                               D
cut out nicotine and tar your still gonna die
                                     G
You can exercise that celulite right off of your thigh
     A                                       D
get slimmer and trimmer but your still gonna die
                         A
Stop getting a tan your still gonna die 
                            D
Eat a lot of oat bran your still gonna die
                           G
You can search for UFOs up in the sky 
      A                                      D
might fly you to Mars where your still gonna die

D                        A
Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die 
A                        D
Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die
                             G
With all the REBOK and NIKES passin you by 
        A                                        D
you can jog on up to Heaven but your still gonna die

 D  G  A  D

                            A
Drink ginsling tonics your still gonna die 
                        D
Try high colonics your still gonna die
                             G
You can have yourself frozen suspended in time 
    A                                           D
but when they thaw you out huh your still gonna die
                            A
You can have safe sex your still gonna die 
                                  D
You can switch to crest but your still gonna die
                                G
You can get rid of stress get a lot of rest 
       A                  
get an Aids test enroll in EST move out West 
where its sunny and dry and live to be a hundred 
                     D
but your Still gonna die

D                        A
Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die 
A                        D
Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die
                                       G
So you better have some fun before you say Bye Bye
           A
Cause your Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna
                                                D
Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die