Since Why? music doesn't get posted often and Kevin's Cancer is one of my favorite songs 
I figured I might as well be the one to post this. I learned this by ear on my piano 
but I'm fairly certain it's correct.

Intro: G-Bm-G-Bm-Em-D-C

G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)                 EmThere (022000@1)are no indisputable histories of Christmas
        C (x32010@1)            GPlaying (320003@1)possum in a PO box
         D (xx0232@1)         Em (022000@1)         CWith (x32010@1)the key I'll receive in good time
   G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)                 EmOr (022000@1)vague, indefinite afterlife scenarios
            COn (x32010@1)loop playing true
   G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)           Em (022000@1)        CUnnoticed, (x32010@1)deep in the rustiest back silos of my mind

Em (022000@1)           G (320003@1)        DNo (xx0232@1)I know with no uncertainty
                         CThat (x32010@1)I'm uncertain and I don't know
  Em (022000@1)           G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)CI (x32010@1)know with no uncertainty

G (320003@1)            CKevin's (x32010@1)cancer said

G (320003@1)                      DYou (xx0232@1)say I should pray that Yud-Hey-Vav-Hey
           EmWould (022000@1)stay above me
        C (x32010@1)                GBut (320003@1)for all this chaos and dread
           D (xx0232@1)             EmI (022000@1)need not one cloth on my head
                  CTo (x32010@1)hold it all in with
G (320003@1)                   DAnd (xx0232@1)so I go without a care
              Em (022000@1)              CHead (x32010@1)bare and somehow I'm still here
                  GLay (320003@1)your mother's dread in her grave
D (xx0232@1)                Em (022000@1)          CSavor (x32010@1)the gift and behave in its midst

Em (022000@1)           G (320003@1)        DNo (xx0232@1)I know with no uncertainty
                         CThat (x32010@1)I'm uncertain and I don't know
  Em (022000@1)           G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)CI (x32010@1)know with no uncertainty

G (320003@1)            CKevin's (x32010@1)cancer said