Intro
E-F#-G#m-A

C#m                      B
I nearly died I suicided softly 
C#m
I saw her shadow through the cafe window 
G#m           F#    E            
I watched you lean across the table
G#m           F#      E      F#    
I watched you whisper in her ear 

Chorus
B              G#m    F#
And she is your holy Mary
          E     C#m
And I am so ordinary 
            D#m          E
And you can use me if you want to 
           C#m                 F#
I know you need me just like an old soft shoe 

C#m                               B
She looks like me but a bit prettier 
C#m
She's a skater and a ballet dancer 
G#m       F#      E            
I saw her on your motorcycle 
G#m          F#           E        F#    
In the seat I thought was meant for me 

Chorus
B              G#m    F#
And she is your holy Mary
          E     C#m
And I am so ordinary 
            D#m          E
And you can use me if you want to 
           C#m                 F#
I know you need me just like an old soft shoe 
B        G#m  F#    E
And I am so or?dinary

C#m                                    B
And when your mother came to Boston you disappeared 
C#m
And then I saw you three together 
G#m         F#        E            
I guess she makes the best impression 
         G#m      F# E   F#    
With her charming femininity 

Chorus
B              G#m    F#
And she is your holy Mary
          E     C#m
And I am so ordinary 
            D#m          E
And you can use me if you want to 
           C#m                 F#
I know you need me just like an old soft shoe 
B        G#m  F#    E
And I am so or?dinary
B        G#m    F#    
And I am so ordinary

Bridge
       E      F#        G#m            F#
Oh but I am the one you will call when alone 
    E      F#         G#m                 A
And I am the one who will give when she's gone 
G#m-F#-E
And so I give 
E-C#m
So I give 

C#m                              B
I tell myself that love is truly giving 
C#m
Somehow I justify this 
G#m     F#      E            
Hoping you will understand me 
G#m     F#      E       F#    
Hoping you will love me back 

Last Chorus
B              G#m    F#
And she is your holy Mary
          E    B
And I am so ordinary 
               G#m        F#
And she is your Queen Cleopatra 
                 E         B
And I'm just your morning after 
                G#m            F#
And she is your Star Spangled Banner 
             E
And I am just Frere Jacques?
                         E  C#m
And you can lose me if you?want to 


Coda
B        G#m  F#     E
And I am so or?dinary