Reworked (or maybe completed) version of the Beatles song of 
the same name. Given away free to the band's UK mailing list 
to "celebrate" the Golden Jubilee in 2000.

D (xx0232@1)   D/C# (x40232@1)      D/B (x20232@1)       D (xx0232@1)          E7 (020130@1)          A7 (x02020@1)   D (xx0232@1)Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
D (xx0232@1)   D/C# (x40232@1)     D/B (x20232@1)        D (xx0232@1)          E7 (020130@1)                  A (x02220@1)Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day
Bm (x24432@1)                     Bm9 (x2022x@1)                 D7 (xx0212@1)                      G (320003@1)I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine
Ddim (1201xx@1)            D (xx0232@1)        B7 (x21202@1)     E7 (020130@1)          A (x02220@1)Her majesty's a pretty nice girl someday I'm gonna make her mine
D (xx0232@1) B7 (x21202@1)      E7 (020130@1)           A7 (x02020@1)     D (xx0232@1)Oh yeah, someday I'm gonna make her mine

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she never does a thing for me
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she keeps the worst company
All the lords and the ladies in waiting all crawling in the dirt like swine
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I hope she's the end of the line
Oh yeah, I hope she's the end of the line

G (320003@1)                                 D (xx0232@1)Her majesty's living in a land of curtsies
Em (022000@1)                          A7 (x02020@1)   A (x02220@1)A world of blueish blood and Nazis, yeah

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I think she ought to call it a day
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl without one good reason to stay
I'd like to take her for a whiskey or two, but I've got a lot of things to do
Her majesty's a throwaway song just short of a chorus or two
Oh yeah, short of a chorus or two

A world of corgies and inbreeding
The royal corpse is barely breathing

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl with a circus for a family
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she's stuck with the royal We
I'd like to show her around the center of town but I haven't got a carpet for
her feet
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she's pretty much obsolete
Oh yeah, she's pretty much obsolete