I'm Not Alone by Patent Pending

So I just wrote these chords out in their most basic forms. If you're playing this 
acoustic, you can use some of these chord substitutions:

Em -   Em7:  022033
C -     C9:  x3x033
Am7 - Asus:  x02033

Verse 1:
        G         C            Am7            D
I write songs for Pam from The Office cause I think that she?s hot
G         C             Am7                  D
 a dollar ten worth of gas please cause its all that Ive got 
G       C            Am7     D
 a cellphone with my own ringtone 
           G          C                   Am7             D
except the speaker is blown Ill bring it back, Im in the zone

Verse 2:
its like Ive never wanted anything till I saw you 
but now Im doing everything a boy can do 
to be as smooth as Efron big TV turn it on 
cause Im a media consumer till now Im hearing rumors that

Chorus:
    Em             C
The world has gone insane
               G
Weve lost our brains
                 D
we need a longer vacation 
         Em
and less medication 
           C
to help us through
          G
the crazy we do
                        Eb        D                
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone

G   D
    Im not alone
C   Eb
    Im not alone
G   D
    Im not alone
C   Eb
    Im not alone

Break:
G - C - Am7 - D x2
                      (The world is spinning off its axis)

Verse 3:
They said by year 2010 our cars would be flying
why the hell am I still grounded then are scientists still trying 
cause weve all been mislead
Well just download instead
till the entire populations stealing college education 

Verse 4:
from the internet
get set cause Ive been doing yoga
I will stretch until my stress is gone I probably should have told you
Im like an extra on Lost 
so is Locke really dead 
I wonder how well get off
Hey thats what she said

She said the world has gone insane
Weve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation 
and less medication 
to help us through
the crazy we do
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone

Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone

Bridge:
  G                   C
A thousand times Ive come to find 
  G                 C
disasters that Ive left behind 
G                 D           C
Cristal no its a box of wine now
  G                C
A million plays on my YouTube
  G           C
Titanic in my Netflix cue
G               C
throw away your Rubiks Cube
       Eb          D
Youre never gonna figure it out

The world has gone insane
Weve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation 
and less medication 
to help us through
the crazy we do
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone

Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone