Okay, this is the first thing I submit (oh yaaay!). I figured it out on my own and 
I think it comes close so have fun :)

Capo +1
               A             D            A                 D
He´s wearing cargo-pants and raybans, he blows through the door

      A           D        A        D
He´s into phychedilia and blues

       A                D               A          D
He´s quoting Clement Greensberg, he´s pacing the floor

      A                            A           A     
Each word comes out as sweet as vermouth

  E                       D                A
Modernist french painting was never so interesting

               E                          D                C# 
I´d like to spend my every night and weekend in auditorium D


     F#m           D                      Bm
Oh Howard! You´re sight for sore eyes to see

     F#m        D                              A
Oh Howard! You don´t know what you´re doing to me

     D                              F#m
You don´t know what you´re doing to me,no

     D                      DDD    
You don´t know what you do

A      D       A        D        A          D           A          D

A        D      A         D         A       A        A        A
Babababaaa babababaa

      A              D          A           D
I´m never late to lecture, sit way in the back

     A               D           A (strum once)
And try to keep my hands at my sides

           A              D             A             D    
I´m not looking at the paintings and I know that it´s wrong

       A               D          A   A7
Cuz I hear he´s got a kid and a wife

       E                    D
But I love when he says my name

D                            A
"Charlene, how can I help you today?"

        D                           A             Bm
As my words fall down all over the place but no matter

                     Bm                                    C#
He makes my heart patter, I´d have him chatter my whole life away

        D                      C#        E     D     C     B
All through the day ... ooooh ooooh oooh ooh


              A   
Oh I´m thinking this could be bad

                         C#                                       F#m
After all, you´ve been here just as long as my dad has

        D                                     E
But age is but a number so I´m still gonna say:

              D                                       E
What a mind! What a man! Howard, marry me today!

                    D                                A
Cuz you´re handsomer than George Clooney

                      D                            F#m
You´d never mention your Harvard degree

        D                      F#m
You like the word burgeoisie and

         D                                           F#m           D (let ring)                
You don´t know what you´re doing to me no you don´t know what you do...

     A         D            A             D            A            D
To me! Wohooo wohoooo wohooooo ooooooooooh

A       D    A         D       A        A        A         A (end on A7)
Babababaa babababaa

Well that's it! I hope you had fun playing! Soon there will be more Charlene Kaye chords here :)
  ...NiniBee47