Some awkward chord changes, and not sure they are all exact, but is 
 a reasonable start I think.
 The Bb to C change is pretty quick, as always playing along
 with the song helps. I kind of half pick/strum
       Don't forget the capo on the 2nd fret


                         NOTHING  RHYMED
                          CAPO 2nd FRET

 Am   E   F    C

      Am                           E                Am     C      F
If I give up this seat I've been saving,  To some elderly lady or man
       G                       G             C
Am I being a good boy,  Am I your pride and joy
          F                         Bb C   C
Mother please if your pleased say I am

         Am                       E         Am           C        F
And if while in the course of my duty,  I perform an unfortunate take
            G                G       C           F                      C
Would you punish me so, Unbelievably so, Never again will I make that mistake
       Bb                      F    C             F           C          F
This feeling inside me could never deny me, The right to be wrong if I choose
             F                       C                   Dm   Bb C   C
And this pleasure I get, From say winning a bet,  Is to lose

            Am                   E               Am         C           F
When I'm drinking my Bonaparte shandy,   Eating more than enough apple pies
          G                         G           C
Will I glance at my screen and see real human beings
            F                         Bb C  C
Starve to death right in front of my eyes

        Am                            E
Nothing old, Nothing bad, Nothing ventured
          Am               C          F
Nothing gained, Nothing stillborn or lost
           G                          G           C
Nothing further than proof, Nothing wilder than youth
          F                          G
Nothing older than time,  Nothing sweeter than wine
            E                      Am        C
Nothing physically, Recklessly, Hopelessly blind
        F                        G                            C
Nothing I couldn't say, Nothing why, 'Cause today , Nothing rhymed

 *AS BONAPARTE SHANDY VERSE*
  Am            E        Am     C     F     G     G   C     F      Bb   C
 Ooooohhh hooo ooohh

       Bb                      F    C             F           C          F
This feeling inside me could never deny me, The right to be wrong if I choose
           F                        C                   Dm    Bb C
And the pleasure I get, From say winning a bet,  Is to lose

        Am                           E
Nothing old, Nothing new, Nothing ventured
          Am               C          F
Nothing gained, Nothing stillborn or lost
           G                          G           C
Nothing further than proof, Nothing wilder than youth
          F                         G
Nothing older than time,  Nothing sweeter than wine
            E                      Am        C
Nothing physically, Recklessly, Hopelessly blind
        F                        G                            C
Nothing I couldn't say, Nothing why, 'Cause today , Nothing rhymed
OUTRO
        C  Am   F    F C