Tab by Matt Morrow, PattyNet.net

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Capo IV

D:   000000
F:   333333
E:   222222
D#:  111111
Bb:  888888
G:   555555

Intro:

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                          (strum aggressively
                           and slide slowly)

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I'll never be sad and I'll never be lonely

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I'll never be  hungry  and I'll never be homely

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I'll never make a noise when I'm kissing a boy,   amen amen

Old John Paul is keeping a tab in his big red folder
At night he is dreaming of hollow candle holders
As big as the weight of the world on his shoulders, amen amen

           F            E                    F              D     F     D    F
And you're keeping your dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself

F            E                    F          D         F     D     F
Keeping your dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself

F             E
Keeping those dirty little

Shaking the tree, baby, you should be shaking the bed
You're rocking the boat, but you should be rocking the bed
All the family's watching Sixty Minutes instead, amen amen

You're keeping your dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself
Keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself
Keeping those dirty little, oh, yeah, oh my

                 F
They'll send you flying right out of St. Francis Xavier

       Bb
With a note to your daddy about your unspeakable behavior

    G
And who in the hell is gonna be your savior now

Everyone says that love is a labor
So I guess you go call a sex line if you wanna love your neighbor
I'll just stay right here and I'll just get a little safer and safer
Amen amen
Amen amen

I'm always keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to myself
I see you keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself

They'll send me flying right out of St. Francis Xavier
With a note to my daddy about your unspeakable behavior
And who in the hell said I need a savior anyhow